1 00:00:10,176 --> 00:00:12,979 [dramatic music] 2 00:00:29,095 --> 00:00:32,665 [lively orchestral music] 3 00:00:38,338 --> 00:00:41,107 [water bubbling] 4 00:00:42,375 --> 00:00:46,746 [lively orchestral music continues] 5 00:00:48,648 --> 00:00:49,749 [Jerry] Hmm, Chuck. 6 00:00:52,018 --> 00:00:52,886 Charlie. 7 00:00:55,021 --> 00:00:55,922 Chaz. 8 00:00:57,123 --> 00:00:57,957 Carl. 9 00:00:59,059 --> 00:01:00,226 Carl with a C. 10 00:01:01,094 --> 00:01:01,961 No. 11 00:01:04,064 --> 00:01:04,931 Charlton. 12 00:01:06,066 --> 00:01:10,804 Okay, the motivations for Charlton Caterpillar. 13 00:01:12,939 --> 00:01:16,309 Charlton, sorta sounds gay. 14 00:01:17,310 --> 00:01:19,946 Ah! I'm on fire. 15 00:01:21,448 --> 00:01:24,117 [sighs] Charlton's out. 16 00:01:24,250 --> 00:01:27,053 [lively orchestral music continues] 17 00:01:27,187 --> 00:01:30,423 Chester. Chester. 18 00:01:30,890 --> 00:01:33,159 Ooh, I like that, Chester. That's really good. 19 00:01:33,393 --> 00:01:37,697 Chester the Caterpillar, huh. 20 00:01:39,032 --> 00:01:40,400 That's the name of the damned cricket 21 00:01:40,533 --> 00:01:43,103 that keeps singing the sextet from "Lucia" in the subway. 22 00:01:43,236 --> 00:01:45,004 Oh, come on, think. 23 00:01:45,905 --> 00:01:48,808 Uh, no, let's see, um. 24 00:01:49,809 --> 00:01:52,378 Oh, Clint. 25 00:01:54,080 --> 00:01:55,248 Carrie. 26 00:01:56,749 --> 00:01:58,451 Fuck Carrie, I hate that! 27 00:01:58,651 --> 00:01:59,786 With a sister named Lisa, 28 00:01:59,919 --> 00:02:01,821 and they see their father on alternate weekends. 29 00:02:03,957 --> 00:02:05,959 Calvin, hmm, that's not bad. 30 00:02:06,993 --> 00:02:09,562 [bus engine rumbling] 31 00:02:09,696 --> 00:02:12,565 Does that have any religious significance? Consider that. 32 00:02:13,500 --> 00:02:16,970 This story deals with an ecology-conscious caterpillar 33 00:02:17,103 --> 00:02:19,772 who won't eat leaves or any other green living thing, 34 00:02:20,473 --> 00:02:21,708 and he's hooked on liverwurst. 35 00:02:24,978 --> 00:02:26,880 Okay, uh, kids ages five to eight 36 00:02:27,013 --> 00:02:29,215 have to be sucked into this in less than 50 words. 37 00:02:30,016 --> 00:02:33,953 Hmm, it was a perfect spring morning. 38 00:02:34,721 --> 00:02:39,125 A yellow sun was riding a sparkling blue sky. No. 39 00:02:39,259 --> 00:02:40,560 [whimsical music] 40 00:02:40,693 --> 00:02:43,329 [sighs] There was once a time... 41 00:02:43,463 --> 00:02:46,900 when all the world was green and the water was crystal clear 42 00:02:47,033 --> 00:02:48,401 and the air was fresh and crisp, 43 00:02:48,535 --> 00:02:52,205 and all the kids aged five to eight just turned on the TV. 44 00:02:52,338 --> 00:02:53,206 Oh, thank you. 45 00:02:54,741 --> 00:02:57,677 Somehow the moment that, uh, that, uh, 46 00:02:57,810 --> 00:03:00,213 Calvin the Caterpillar awakened, 47 00:03:01,314 --> 00:03:02,582 he knew that today would be different. 48 00:03:02,715 --> 00:03:04,417 The name Calvin really stinks. 49 00:03:04,551 --> 00:03:05,985 [whimsical music] 50 00:03:06,119 --> 00:03:07,921 Why does it have to alliterate? 51 00:03:08,488 --> 00:03:10,256 Forget the names beginning with C. 52 00:03:12,392 --> 00:03:13,259 Try F. 53 00:03:15,428 --> 00:03:16,863 Frank. Hey. 54 00:03:19,032 --> 00:03:19,899 Fred. 55 00:03:20,967 --> 00:03:21,801 Feldman. 56 00:03:23,169 --> 00:03:26,005 Feldman. Oh, that's memorable. 57 00:03:26,139 --> 00:03:28,374 Feldman the Caterpillar's gorging himself on liverwurst 58 00:03:28,508 --> 00:03:29,876 while this demented Robin Redbreast 59 00:03:30,009 --> 00:03:31,177 -is organizing a pogrom. -You're talking 60 00:03:31,311 --> 00:03:33,012 -That's wonderful. -to yourself again, Jerry. 61 00:03:33,146 --> 00:03:34,847 To some people, that's craziness. 62 00:03:34,981 --> 00:03:37,383 To me, it's a very attractive trait. 63 00:03:37,517 --> 00:03:38,318 Really. Why? 64 00:03:38,451 --> 00:03:40,753 That's neither here nor there. 65 00:03:40,887 --> 00:03:42,288 I called you last night. 66 00:03:42,422 --> 00:03:44,657 Yeah, I know. I spoke to you, Helene. 67 00:03:44,791 --> 00:03:46,459 That is not the point. 68 00:03:46,926 --> 00:03:48,628 I call you. 69 00:03:49,629 --> 00:03:51,064 That was the entire subject matter 70 00:03:51,197 --> 00:03:52,498 of our conversation last night, 71 00:03:52,632 --> 00:03:54,067 except for the part about lust. 72 00:03:54,200 --> 00:03:55,168 I haven't got time for lust. 73 00:03:55,301 --> 00:03:56,636 I haven't even got time for lunch. 74 00:03:56,936 --> 00:03:59,572 [bell ringing] 75 00:04:02,208 --> 00:04:04,944 Listen, anytime you're ready for another shot 76 00:04:05,078 --> 00:04:06,446 at the summit, I'll be more than happy to-- 77 00:04:06,579 --> 00:04:07,847 We're going out to dinner tomorrow night, right? 78 00:04:07,981 --> 00:04:09,415 I'm taking you out. Let's talk about it then, okay? 79 00:04:09,549 --> 00:04:10,850 To someplace where you have to wear a tie. 80 00:04:10,984 --> 00:04:11,684 -We agreed on that. -Right. 81 00:04:11,818 --> 00:04:12,986 We'll both wear ties. 82 00:04:13,453 --> 00:04:14,454 Here you go. 83 00:04:14,587 --> 00:04:16,222 Thank you. 84 00:04:16,656 --> 00:04:17,557 Oh, yeah. 85 00:04:18,758 --> 00:04:20,126 Maybe it's a little girl caterpillar. 86 00:04:20,260 --> 00:04:22,695 Lulu, for God's sake! Will you stop that? 87 00:04:23,263 --> 00:04:24,297 Lulu. 88 00:04:24,764 --> 00:04:27,500 Um, Lulu the Caterpillar... 89 00:04:27,634 --> 00:04:29,502 shivered in the early morning frost. 90 00:04:29,636 --> 00:04:32,772 Somehow she knew that today would be wrong. 91 00:04:32,905 --> 00:04:35,108 Lulu the Hooker picked up her first trick 92 00:04:35,241 --> 00:04:37,410 of the evening on the corner of... 93 00:04:37,543 --> 00:04:41,314 [whimsical music] 94 00:04:43,916 --> 00:04:49,122 On the corner of 42nd Street and 8th Avenue. 95 00:04:49,656 --> 00:04:52,692 [pensive music] 96 00:05:05,004 --> 00:05:07,807 [dramatic music] 97 00:05:09,876 --> 00:05:12,645 [calm music] 98 00:05:21,788 --> 00:05:22,822 Oh! 99 00:05:24,857 --> 00:05:25,825 I'm sorry. 100 00:05:25,958 --> 00:05:27,660 No, no, no, no, no problem. 101 00:05:28,161 --> 00:05:30,129 I hardly ever spill these things inside the store. 102 00:05:30,263 --> 00:05:31,764 -It happens mostly in the park. -No, really, honestly. 103 00:05:31,898 --> 00:05:35,201 -It's no problem. -Here, look here. Oh. 104 00:05:35,335 --> 00:05:36,836 Mommy! 105 00:05:36,969 --> 00:05:38,104 All these kids coming in here, 106 00:05:38,237 --> 00:05:40,340 you can begin to imagine what gets on the floor. 107 00:05:40,506 --> 00:05:41,908 It's not unusual for the entire staff 108 00:05:42,041 --> 00:05:43,609 to walk outta here at night with lollipops 109 00:05:43,743 --> 00:05:45,378 stuck to the bottoms of both shoes. 110 00:05:46,846 --> 00:05:47,647 Yeah. 111 00:05:51,351 --> 00:05:54,087 Now you'll probably have pigeons coming up in the elevators. 112 00:05:54,821 --> 00:05:55,822 [Jerry laughs] 113 00:05:55,955 --> 00:05:57,757 You are a kind and considerate baby, 114 00:05:57,890 --> 00:06:00,126 and I love you for not calling me "Butterfingers." 115 00:06:00,493 --> 00:06:02,495 He wouldn't know how to say butterfingers, would he? 116 00:06:02,829 --> 00:06:03,696 No. 117 00:06:05,365 --> 00:06:08,334 Actually, his two favorite words are "up" and "Mama," 118 00:06:08,468 --> 00:06:10,570 Everything else comes out sounding like "egg." 119 00:06:11,637 --> 00:06:12,438 Egg? 120 00:06:12,739 --> 00:06:14,540 Egg, egg, egg, you know? [laughs] 121 00:06:15,108 --> 00:06:16,609 And he hates eggs. 122 00:06:16,843 --> 00:06:18,778 I'll get that stuff. Don't worry about it. 123 00:06:19,078 --> 00:06:20,680 Oh, thank you. 124 00:06:21,180 --> 00:06:23,916 Say, is there any particular department that I could-- 125 00:06:24,050 --> 00:06:27,420 No, no, thank you. We're just kind of wandering around. 126 00:06:27,553 --> 00:06:29,622 -Oh. -Too cold outside for the zoo. 127 00:06:29,889 --> 00:06:33,059 There's a, uh, a children's barbershop upstairs. 128 00:06:33,192 --> 00:06:34,394 You could watch haircuts. 129 00:06:34,527 --> 00:06:35,762 [Jenny laughs] 130 00:06:35,895 --> 00:06:36,929 Oh, you're probably here to watch the trains, I guess. 131 00:06:37,063 --> 00:06:38,297 Oh, yeah, we never get tired of the trains. 132 00:06:38,431 --> 00:06:39,599 -Train. -[train whistle tooting] 133 00:06:39,732 --> 00:06:42,668 I think I'll take him over to, um, Santaland. 134 00:06:42,802 --> 00:06:43,970 That's across the hall, right? 135 00:06:44,103 --> 00:06:45,938 Oh, yeah, well, if the elves drive him crazy, 136 00:06:46,072 --> 00:06:48,374 there's a terrific display of hockey sticks 137 00:06:48,674 --> 00:06:50,143 a few aisles back there on your left. 138 00:06:50,276 --> 00:06:52,145 Oh, thanks. I'll remember that. 139 00:06:52,278 --> 00:06:54,480 [train whistle tooting] 140 00:06:54,614 --> 00:06:56,382 -Oh, lemme give you these. -Oh. 141 00:06:58,151 --> 00:06:59,452 Yes, ma'am. 142 00:07:01,287 --> 00:07:04,090 Uh, what's, what's the baby's name? 143 00:07:04,223 --> 00:07:04,924 It's Benjamin. 144 00:07:05,057 --> 00:07:07,960 Ah, Benjamin. Sweet baby. 145 00:07:08,094 --> 00:07:09,295 He is. 146 00:07:09,429 --> 00:07:11,030 Oh, again, I'm sorry about the mess. 147 00:07:11,164 --> 00:07:12,999 Oh, that, that's okay. 148 00:07:13,566 --> 00:07:14,834 Thank you. 149 00:07:15,902 --> 00:07:16,669 Bye. 150 00:07:16,803 --> 00:07:17,503 Bye. 151 00:07:17,637 --> 00:07:20,940 [whimsical music] 152 00:07:22,408 --> 00:07:25,611 [light-hearted music] 153 00:07:34,754 --> 00:07:37,623 Uh, feel free to browse. 154 00:07:37,757 --> 00:07:40,927 [light-hearted music continues] 155 00:07:41,594 --> 00:07:42,995 [children laughing] 156 00:07:43,129 --> 00:07:45,064 Uh, you left your package. 157 00:07:45,198 --> 00:07:47,066 -Oh, thank you! -Hey, Benjamin, how you doing? 158 00:07:47,200 --> 00:07:48,267 Say hey. 159 00:07:48,401 --> 00:07:49,235 Hey, I'm sorry. You can't come in here. 160 00:07:49,368 --> 00:07:50,503 Come on, keep the line moving. 161 00:07:50,636 --> 00:07:52,505 Keep it moving. Come on! 162 00:07:52,638 --> 00:07:53,973 Say, um... 163 00:07:54,106 --> 00:07:55,775 This may-- this may sound crazy. 164 00:07:55,908 --> 00:07:58,811 I, I bring my lunch every day to eat in the park, 165 00:07:58,945 --> 00:08:01,848 and I make these giant, these giant provolone cheese 166 00:08:01,981 --> 00:08:03,349 and anchovy sandwiches. 167 00:08:03,483 --> 00:08:04,984 Uh, we could go halfsies on it. 168 00:08:05,284 --> 00:08:06,619 I love anchovies! 169 00:08:07,487 --> 00:08:10,356 Okay, uh, then 12 o'clock, my counter 170 00:08:10,490 --> 00:08:12,325 at children's disguises and party costumes? 171 00:08:12,525 --> 00:08:13,459 Okay. 172 00:08:13,593 --> 00:08:14,327 [Jerry] I'll hold this for you. 173 00:08:14,460 --> 00:08:15,628 Oh, thank you. 174 00:08:16,362 --> 00:08:17,230 Okay. 175 00:08:17,463 --> 00:08:19,632 ["Good King Wenceslas" playing] 176 00:08:20,199 --> 00:08:21,501 [dog barking] 177 00:08:21,634 --> 00:08:23,736 Is this the first children's book you're writing? 178 00:08:24,670 --> 00:08:26,873 No, actually, uh, it's my 29th. 179 00:08:27,807 --> 00:08:30,042 29th. Do I know your name? 180 00:08:30,176 --> 00:08:31,043 Jerry Green. 181 00:08:31,377 --> 00:08:33,079 -Hmm. -Jerome. 182 00:08:33,212 --> 00:08:34,514 I don't think so. 183 00:08:35,248 --> 00:08:36,749 Well, I've never been published. 184 00:08:36,883 --> 00:08:38,217 [laughs] 185 00:08:38,351 --> 00:08:39,318 I'm sorry, 186 00:08:39,452 --> 00:08:41,921 -it just came out funny. -No, that's okay. 187 00:08:42,054 --> 00:08:43,189 I keep submitting to the publishers, 188 00:08:43,322 --> 00:08:44,557 and they keep looking at me like, 189 00:08:44,690 --> 00:08:46,559 "What is this nonsense you're bludgeoning me with?" 190 00:08:47,026 --> 00:08:48,194 Am I talking too much? 191 00:08:48,327 --> 00:08:50,563 -No, not at all. -[dog barks] 192 00:08:50,696 --> 00:08:52,265 What's your caterpillar's name? 193 00:08:52,398 --> 00:08:54,033 It's Benjamin. 194 00:08:55,201 --> 00:08:57,904 Is it really? From this Benjamin? 195 00:08:58,838 --> 00:09:00,673 Well, that's terrific. [laughs] 196 00:09:00,806 --> 00:09:02,441 We like that, don't we, Benjamin? 197 00:09:05,845 --> 00:09:08,714 I thought about it, you know, when you were in the store. 198 00:09:09,682 --> 00:09:11,150 It's a good name. 199 00:09:11,284 --> 00:09:12,952 Benjamin. 200 00:09:13,085 --> 00:09:14,854 It's a solid, thoughtful, uh, 201 00:09:15,855 --> 00:09:17,723 distinguished name for a caterpillar. 202 00:09:18,658 --> 00:09:21,561 It is a good name. I'm glad you picked it. 203 00:09:21,694 --> 00:09:23,696 [church bell ringing] 204 00:09:23,829 --> 00:09:26,465 Well, how do you like it? 205 00:09:26,599 --> 00:09:28,134 [church bell ringing] 206 00:09:28,267 --> 00:09:30,269 Hey, that's great. I love that! 207 00:09:31,203 --> 00:09:32,204 I love this! 208 00:09:32,338 --> 00:09:34,140 Thanks, you can have it if you want. 209 00:09:35,741 --> 00:09:37,176 -I can? -Mm-hmm. 210 00:09:37,677 --> 00:09:39,412 Will you sign it for me? 211 00:09:39,545 --> 00:09:41,180 -[church bell ringing] -Okay. 212 00:09:41,314 --> 00:09:43,516 Yeah, you oughta take your stuff, get it all together, 213 00:09:43,649 --> 00:09:45,484 and take it around to a children's book publisher. 214 00:09:46,118 --> 00:09:50,790 You really, um, Jenny Moore, have a lot of talent. 215 00:09:50,923 --> 00:09:52,124 Thank you. 216 00:09:52,258 --> 00:09:53,993 You know, I always wanted to do illustrations 217 00:09:54,126 --> 00:09:55,761 -for children's books. -You ever try? 218 00:09:56,262 --> 00:09:58,931 No, I used to. I mean, I went to art school. 219 00:09:59,065 --> 00:10:03,502 But, well, you have to be in the right mood to draw. 220 00:10:03,636 --> 00:10:05,738 [truck engine rumbling] 221 00:10:05,871 --> 00:10:08,007 Maybe when himself starts the school. 222 00:10:10,810 --> 00:10:12,211 [Jerry] He's your baby, isn't he? 223 00:10:12,345 --> 00:10:15,081 [kissing loudly] Yes, he is. 224 00:10:15,214 --> 00:10:18,184 And, uh, that's, that's probably your wedding ring there? 225 00:10:20,319 --> 00:10:21,520 Yeah. 226 00:10:21,887 --> 00:10:23,189 [pigeons squawking] 227 00:10:23,322 --> 00:10:25,858 Oh, so this whole conversation is out of the question. 228 00:10:26,158 --> 00:10:27,193 -No! -Well, no, 229 00:10:27,326 --> 00:10:28,160 that's not exactly what I meant to say. 230 00:10:28,294 --> 00:10:29,395 I meant, um... 231 00:10:30,463 --> 00:10:31,631 -What? -More of a... 232 00:10:31,764 --> 00:10:34,700 Oh, well, here, have a dirty pretzel. 233 00:10:35,901 --> 00:10:36,736 Go ahead. 234 00:10:38,371 --> 00:10:39,538 Eat it. 235 00:10:40,973 --> 00:10:42,875 [laughs] There, you know, 236 00:10:43,009 --> 00:10:44,377 like it's written in ancient books. 237 00:10:44,510 --> 00:10:48,347 We exchanged gifts of food, so that makes us friends. 238 00:10:48,481 --> 00:10:49,849 Provolone cheese and anchovy 239 00:10:49,982 --> 00:10:51,651 isn't exactly honey and almonds. 240 00:10:51,784 --> 00:10:54,053 [laughs] Listen, I usually end up 241 00:10:54,186 --> 00:10:57,890 eating leftover baby food, things like chopped beets. 242 00:10:58,024 --> 00:11:00,693 I mean, I hate to describe to you. [laughs] 243 00:11:00,826 --> 00:11:02,862 How can you describe chopped beets? 244 00:11:02,995 --> 00:11:05,564 [both laugh] 245 00:11:05,698 --> 00:11:06,966 Except maybe purple. 246 00:11:07,099 --> 00:11:08,734 [laughing] Yeah. 247 00:11:10,369 --> 00:11:12,004 Oh, well, I wish you hadn't eaten 248 00:11:12,138 --> 00:11:13,773 the other half of your sandwich. 249 00:11:14,306 --> 00:11:16,175 I wish you were the babysitter. 250 00:11:16,475 --> 00:11:19,679 -[dog barking] -[car engines rumbling] 251 00:11:19,812 --> 00:11:21,013 Ah! 252 00:11:23,716 --> 00:11:27,086 Gee, I, I gotta get outta here. Thanks for the drawing. 253 00:11:27,219 --> 00:11:30,523 Oh, yeah, thank you for the sandwich. 254 00:11:30,656 --> 00:11:32,058 You're welcome. Bye! 255 00:11:32,191 --> 00:11:33,192 -Bye-bye. -See you, Benjamin. 256 00:11:33,325 --> 00:11:34,627 -Say bye, Benjamin. -Bye-bye. 257 00:11:34,760 --> 00:11:36,862 -Say bye-bye. -Hope I didn't talk too much. 258 00:11:36,996 --> 00:11:38,864 -No. -No? Okay. 259 00:11:38,998 --> 00:11:40,099 Really like talking to you. 260 00:11:40,232 --> 00:11:41,267 Thank you. 261 00:11:42,435 --> 00:11:45,237 [romantic music] 262 00:12:00,519 --> 00:12:02,421 Okay, you gonna take this with you? 263 00:12:02,555 --> 00:12:03,656 Yes. 264 00:12:03,789 --> 00:12:06,058 I still think we should get him a larger size. 265 00:12:06,192 --> 00:12:08,627 Why? It's a size 11. He's 11 years old. 266 00:12:08,761 --> 00:12:10,463 For once he'll have something that fits him. 267 00:12:10,596 --> 00:12:12,498 He'll outgrow it in six months. 268 00:12:12,631 --> 00:12:14,500 So we'll buy him a new one. 269 00:12:14,633 --> 00:12:16,635 Isn't that what being rich is all about? 270 00:12:17,803 --> 00:12:20,239 This is for a normal 11-year-old, isn't it? 271 00:12:20,639 --> 00:12:23,876 Uh, well, in terms of length, let's take length. 272 00:12:24,009 --> 00:12:26,679 The tutu will hit him right about here. 273 00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:30,483 And around the waist, uh... 274 00:12:30,616 --> 00:12:35,321 see, see, this is a, this is a, this is a ballerina costume. 275 00:12:37,389 --> 00:12:38,691 What about around the waist? 276 00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:41,660 Well, he may have to cut down on sweets a little bit, 277 00:12:41,794 --> 00:12:43,095 but that's a, that's a minor, uh- 278 00:12:43,229 --> 00:12:44,630 Well, just put it in a paper bag. 279 00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:47,299 For Christ's sake, let's not discuss it anymore. I'm hungry. 280 00:12:47,433 --> 00:12:48,634 [sighs] You're always hungry. 281 00:12:48,768 --> 00:12:50,136 Let's go down to PJ's and have a hamburger 282 00:12:50,269 --> 00:12:52,271 [man] PJ's is 25 blocks away. 283 00:12:52,404 --> 00:12:53,706 -I said I was hungry. -[romantic music] 284 00:12:53,839 --> 00:12:56,442 [man speaking faintly] 285 00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:58,511 I'm talking about the sexual favors 286 00:12:58,644 --> 00:13:01,347 granted in exchange for concessions of supremacy. 287 00:13:01,480 --> 00:13:03,482 Mm, you ever had to concentrate 288 00:13:03,616 --> 00:13:05,151 while you're being attacked by artichoke? 289 00:13:05,284 --> 00:13:07,153 Now, what are you talking about? What sexual favors? 290 00:13:07,286 --> 00:13:08,521 Jerry, what I'm saying is 291 00:13:08,654 --> 00:13:11,157 I'd marry you under the right conditions. 292 00:13:11,290 --> 00:13:14,527 [mellow lounge music] 293 00:13:14,660 --> 00:13:16,562 We never talked about marriage under any conditions. 294 00:13:16,695 --> 00:13:18,130 That was one of our conditions. 295 00:13:19,398 --> 00:13:21,500 Healthy companionship and occasional lust, 296 00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:23,869 or occasional companionship and healthy lust. 297 00:13:24,003 --> 00:13:25,905 I can't remember what you said, but you said it. 298 00:13:27,606 --> 00:13:30,810 Well, I'm interested in a more permanent relationship. 299 00:13:30,943 --> 00:13:35,080 [mellow lounge music continues] 300 00:13:36,415 --> 00:13:37,349 [Helene] Jerry. 301 00:13:37,516 --> 00:13:38,517 Yeah? 302 00:13:40,286 --> 00:13:42,922 If we both understand that we're emotionally unstable 303 00:13:43,055 --> 00:13:45,224 to begin with, you could even use the word crippled 304 00:13:45,357 --> 00:13:48,460 if you want, then maybe we really got something going. 305 00:13:50,429 --> 00:13:52,097 Hey, what's the matter with you? 306 00:13:53,499 --> 00:13:54,667 Nothing. 307 00:13:56,702 --> 00:13:58,404 Look, I don't mean to sound flippant, Helene, 308 00:13:58,537 --> 00:13:59,672 but I think you're full of shit. 309 00:14:02,208 --> 00:14:03,843 You see what I mean by crippled? 310 00:14:03,976 --> 00:14:05,678 [chuckles] 311 00:14:05,811 --> 00:14:06,612 [fork clangs] 312 00:14:06,745 --> 00:14:09,048 Okay, Mr. Smartass. 313 00:14:09,181 --> 00:14:12,518 This disgusting chicken pancake cost... 314 00:14:13,219 --> 00:14:16,155 -five dollars and 65 cents. -Helene. 315 00:14:16,288 --> 00:14:18,891 -For crying out loud. -Keep the change. 316 00:14:19,024 --> 00:14:20,526 [mellow lounge music continues] 317 00:14:20,659 --> 00:14:22,561 Come on, we can start negotiations for an apology. 318 00:14:22,695 --> 00:14:24,163 -I'll take you to-- -No, thank you. 319 00:14:24,296 --> 00:14:27,499 You just concentrate on that forest vinaigrette there 320 00:14:27,633 --> 00:14:30,803 because one mistake, and you're in the Bellevue choke ward. 321 00:14:30,936 --> 00:14:34,039 [mellow lounge music continues] 322 00:14:34,173 --> 00:14:37,276 [patrons chattering] 323 00:14:44,416 --> 00:14:46,518 I'm playing squash tomorrow instead. 324 00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:49,722 [chuckles] But I'll probably get killed, 325 00:14:49,855 --> 00:14:52,224 some new member who's supposed to be dynamite. 326 00:14:53,759 --> 00:14:56,629 Jenny, you're not even listening to me. 327 00:14:56,762 --> 00:14:57,930 Yes, I am. 328 00:14:58,097 --> 00:15:00,532 Uh, what happened at your eight boring meetings? 329 00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:02,568 Nothing spectacular. 330 00:15:03,435 --> 00:15:05,437 I was quietly brilliant in seven of them, 331 00:15:05,571 --> 00:15:08,007 and I reamed out Harvey Nicholson in the eighth. 332 00:15:09,141 --> 00:15:10,276 Why? 333 00:15:10,409 --> 00:15:12,077 Because it seemed like a good idea, 334 00:15:12,211 --> 00:15:13,445 and it turns out it was. 335 00:15:15,447 --> 00:15:16,615 First today. 336 00:15:16,749 --> 00:15:19,318 [mellow lounge music continues] 337 00:15:19,451 --> 00:15:22,988 We are invited to the Barkers' next weekend 338 00:15:23,956 --> 00:15:25,157 in the company jet. 339 00:15:26,525 --> 00:15:28,093 'Cause you reamed out Harvey Nicholson? 340 00:15:28,227 --> 00:15:33,499 [mellow lounge music continues] 341 00:15:33,632 --> 00:15:36,769 [patrons chattering] 342 00:15:38,070 --> 00:15:39,772 [patron laughing] 343 00:15:40,973 --> 00:15:44,343 [calm music] 344 00:15:45,911 --> 00:15:49,181 Oh, by the way, I have a new secretary. 345 00:15:49,715 --> 00:15:50,849 He's working out very well. 346 00:15:50,983 --> 00:15:51,850 Good. 347 00:15:54,486 --> 00:15:57,890 You didn't notice the "he." It's a man. 348 00:15:58,023 --> 00:16:00,225 I'm sorry, I did. I should've said something. 349 00:16:01,293 --> 00:16:02,995 I'm convinced it's a lot more prestigious 350 00:16:03,128 --> 00:16:04,430 to have a male secretary. 351 00:16:04,563 --> 00:16:06,131 It impresses the clients, 352 00:16:06,265 --> 00:16:09,068 and it enhances my status with the company. 353 00:16:09,201 --> 00:16:10,803 I mean, there's no question about that. 354 00:16:11,470 --> 00:16:14,139 Sort of like getting the key to the executive men's room. 355 00:16:14,273 --> 00:16:16,075 It's bigger and better than getting the key 356 00:16:16,208 --> 00:16:17,609 to the executive men's room. 357 00:16:17,776 --> 00:16:20,045 Goddammit, Jen, what the hell's the matter with you? 358 00:16:23,916 --> 00:16:27,052 I suddenly don't feel, um... 359 00:16:27,186 --> 00:16:28,354 could we go home? 360 00:16:28,687 --> 00:16:30,356 You suddenly don't feel what? 361 00:16:30,589 --> 00:16:32,191 Like staying. Do you mind? 362 00:16:33,058 --> 00:16:37,196 Listen, Jenny, I'm tired and I'm hungry, 363 00:16:37,329 --> 00:16:38,897 and I'm gonna eat my dinner. 364 00:16:39,031 --> 00:16:39,999 Is that understood? 365 00:16:41,066 --> 00:16:43,268 -Would you mind very much-- -No, I wouldn't. 366 00:16:45,471 --> 00:16:47,239 All right, I'll see you at home. 367 00:16:48,307 --> 00:16:51,510 [calm music continues] 368 00:16:51,643 --> 00:16:52,811 -[chair scrapes] -[dishes clattering] 369 00:16:55,381 --> 00:16:59,852 -[calm music continues] -[patrons chattering] 370 00:17:00,886 --> 00:17:01,687 Sorry. 371 00:17:05,190 --> 00:17:06,125 Hi! 372 00:17:07,559 --> 00:17:08,594 Hello. 373 00:17:09,261 --> 00:17:10,396 Hello. 374 00:17:11,196 --> 00:17:12,364 You okay? 375 00:17:12,498 --> 00:17:15,868 Yes, I can't get the door open to get my gloves. 376 00:17:16,235 --> 00:17:18,904 The person I was with, we have this mutually destructive 377 00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:20,672 working relationship, 378 00:17:20,806 --> 00:17:22,741 sort of disagreed on life just now. 379 00:17:23,409 --> 00:17:25,377 At least I think we did. I wasn't listening. 380 00:17:25,844 --> 00:17:26,712 Would you rather be alone? 381 00:17:26,845 --> 00:17:29,548 No, I'd rather not be alone. 382 00:17:30,649 --> 00:17:32,751 [car horn honking] 383 00:17:34,420 --> 00:17:35,154 Good. 384 00:17:35,287 --> 00:17:36,855 You're a very nice man. 385 00:17:36,989 --> 00:17:38,891 I don't know how to respond to that. 386 00:17:39,024 --> 00:17:40,926 Well, you could agree. 387 00:17:41,460 --> 00:17:43,328 Well, nobody ever said those exact words to me before. 388 00:17:43,462 --> 00:17:45,564 Well, okay, I agree. 389 00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:48,400 Only tentatively, though. 390 00:17:48,534 --> 00:17:50,936 [car engine rumbling] 391 00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:54,440 [chuckles] You know, if this hadn't happened tonight, 392 00:17:54,573 --> 00:17:57,476 I was gonna, uh, look your number up in the phone book. 393 00:17:58,544 --> 00:18:00,479 I think I would've probably called you. 394 00:18:00,612 --> 00:18:02,815 I know I would've lurked in the park a lot. 395 00:18:03,549 --> 00:18:04,917 [car horn honks] 396 00:18:05,050 --> 00:18:06,318 [chuckles] 397 00:18:08,220 --> 00:18:09,822 Maybe I should, uh... 398 00:18:10,722 --> 00:18:11,824 just call you a taxi 399 00:18:11,957 --> 00:18:13,459 and forget your name is Jenny Moore, and-- 400 00:18:13,592 --> 00:18:14,693 Please don't. 401 00:18:20,566 --> 00:18:23,936 [clears throat] Uh, that was your husband, wasn't it? 402 00:18:24,069 --> 00:18:25,671 Yes. 403 00:18:25,804 --> 00:18:27,072 I, you know, was watching you. 404 00:18:27,206 --> 00:18:28,140 You weren't really fighting. 405 00:18:28,273 --> 00:18:30,242 Oh, we don't fight. 406 00:18:31,477 --> 00:18:33,445 How can you be married and not fight? 407 00:18:33,579 --> 00:18:35,214 I mean, that's sort of built into the concept, isn't it? 408 00:18:35,347 --> 00:18:36,748 It's supposed to be healthy. 409 00:18:36,882 --> 00:18:38,283 I mean, not that you should, you know, 410 00:18:38,417 --> 00:18:40,819 beat each other over the head with tire chains. 411 00:18:41,086 --> 00:18:42,354 How can I expect, you know, I mean, 412 00:18:42,488 --> 00:18:43,789 just because you walked out of a restaurant 413 00:18:43,922 --> 00:18:45,124 that you should, you know, I mean, 414 00:18:45,257 --> 00:18:46,658 why should I think you have an unhappy marriage? 415 00:18:46,792 --> 00:18:48,660 Uh, have you? 416 00:18:50,462 --> 00:18:51,530 Yes. 417 00:18:51,997 --> 00:18:54,133 And I don't know how to respond to that either. 418 00:18:54,533 --> 00:18:56,401 Do I say I'm sorry or I'm glad? 419 00:18:59,304 --> 00:19:00,939 You don't have to say anything. 420 00:19:12,251 --> 00:19:14,353 [Ernest] Jenjamin, my love! 421 00:19:16,788 --> 00:19:18,223 How's Benjamin? 422 00:19:18,724 --> 00:19:19,892 Fine. 423 00:19:20,025 --> 00:19:23,495 Marvelous, have fun. I am. [blows kiss] 424 00:19:23,629 --> 00:19:24,496 [Jenny] Bye. 425 00:19:27,199 --> 00:19:29,034 Who the hell is that? 426 00:19:29,535 --> 00:19:30,802 -He and his-- -Hey! 427 00:19:30,936 --> 00:19:32,204 wife are good friends of ours. 428 00:19:32,337 --> 00:19:33,906 They live in our building. 429 00:19:34,206 --> 00:19:35,507 [buzzer buzzing] 430 00:19:35,641 --> 00:19:37,609 Oh, that-- that's helpful. 431 00:19:39,144 --> 00:19:40,579 -[chuckles] -He won't say anything. 432 00:19:40,712 --> 00:19:42,147 It'll amuse him not to. 433 00:19:43,382 --> 00:19:44,583 Why is that amusing? 434 00:19:44,716 --> 00:19:46,985 It's amusing if he takes your husband out for a drink 435 00:19:47,119 --> 00:19:49,588 and drops the bomb and the tab on him all in one shot! 436 00:19:49,721 --> 00:19:50,923 Now, that's amusing! 437 00:19:52,157 --> 00:19:54,860 [car horn honking] 438 00:19:54,993 --> 00:19:56,428 We just had our first fight. 439 00:19:57,763 --> 00:19:58,964 -No, we didn't. -[romantic music] 440 00:19:59,097 --> 00:20:00,599 [Jerry] Well, suppose he does tell your husband. 441 00:20:02,568 --> 00:20:04,636 Well, then we can't help that, can we? 442 00:20:05,337 --> 00:20:06,939 [dramatic music] 443 00:20:07,072 --> 00:20:08,207 I love you. 444 00:20:08,340 --> 00:20:09,775 Don't say anything. 445 00:20:10,909 --> 00:20:13,212 Don't say anything. I know I have to handle it all by myself. 446 00:20:13,345 --> 00:20:14,947 I have to figure out how to handle that. 447 00:20:18,317 --> 00:20:19,451 No, I wish you'd say something. 448 00:20:21,920 --> 00:20:23,288 You work on Sundays? 449 00:20:24,056 --> 00:20:25,357 No, no. 450 00:20:27,526 --> 00:20:29,027 I can be... 451 00:20:31,897 --> 00:20:34,900 at the Museum of Modern Art 452 00:20:35,033 --> 00:20:36,201 at two o'clock tomorrow. 453 00:20:36,335 --> 00:20:37,269 Can you? 454 00:20:37,803 --> 00:20:38,637 Yeah. 455 00:20:38,770 --> 00:20:40,772 [gentle music] 456 00:20:40,906 --> 00:20:41,773 Goodnight. 457 00:20:43,375 --> 00:20:44,943 Let me walk you home, okay? 458 00:20:46,878 --> 00:20:48,981 Now I need to be alone. 459 00:20:49,715 --> 00:20:50,849 Okay. 460 00:20:51,350 --> 00:20:52,384 Bye. 461 00:20:52,517 --> 00:20:53,585 Bye. 462 00:20:53,719 --> 00:20:56,755 [romantic music] 463 00:20:57,923 --> 00:20:58,857 [Jerry whistles] 464 00:21:00,993 --> 00:21:02,761 So, where's your husband? 465 00:21:04,663 --> 00:21:06,431 I was wondering when I'd ask that. 466 00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:10,302 Well, probably still at the office. 467 00:21:11,837 --> 00:21:12,838 On a Sunday? 468 00:21:12,971 --> 00:21:15,407 Well, beats being with your family. 469 00:21:16,208 --> 00:21:18,443 Anyway, he was taking a client out to dinner. 470 00:21:18,577 --> 00:21:19,978 He said he'd be late. 471 00:21:21,980 --> 00:21:23,982 Well, let's not talk about him now. 472 00:21:25,284 --> 00:21:28,053 [birds tweeting] 473 00:21:30,822 --> 00:21:31,690 What's his name? 474 00:21:34,159 --> 00:21:36,628 Oh, come on. It's Preston. 475 00:21:36,762 --> 00:21:38,297 But let's not talk about it now. 476 00:21:38,430 --> 00:21:40,666 [chuckles] Hey, look, that's fine with me. 477 00:21:40,799 --> 00:21:42,734 I never wanna talk about him. What's he like? 478 00:21:42,868 --> 00:21:44,569 Come on, let's see what the movie is. 479 00:21:44,703 --> 00:21:47,906 [suspenseful music] 480 00:21:48,040 --> 00:21:50,075 [Jerry chuckles] 481 00:21:52,711 --> 00:21:54,880 Oh, hey, I almost forgot. Look at this. 482 00:21:55,947 --> 00:21:57,349 I got this for Benjamin. 483 00:22:00,519 --> 00:22:01,720 What is it? 484 00:22:01,853 --> 00:22:02,721 Open it up! 485 00:22:02,854 --> 00:22:04,056 [woman] Shh. 486 00:22:04,189 --> 00:22:06,124 [sinister music] 487 00:22:06,258 --> 00:22:09,861 [paper crackling] 488 00:22:09,995 --> 00:22:13,932 [bells jingling] 489 00:22:14,066 --> 00:22:17,369 [Jenny and Jerry laughing] 490 00:22:17,502 --> 00:22:21,039 It's great. He'll love it. [laughing] 491 00:22:21,173 --> 00:22:23,041 You can sort of muffle the bells a little. 492 00:22:23,175 --> 00:22:24,576 -Okay. -[woman] Shh! 493 00:22:26,978 --> 00:22:29,047 -Shh! -[suspenseful music] 494 00:22:29,181 --> 00:22:30,682 It's a silent movie. 495 00:22:30,816 --> 00:22:33,585 [woman] Some of us are trying to enjoy the film. 496 00:22:34,219 --> 00:22:36,888 You could be deaf and enjoy the film. 497 00:22:37,489 --> 00:22:39,091 Sorry, no offense, sir. 498 00:22:39,224 --> 00:22:40,959 [dramatic music] 499 00:22:41,093 --> 00:22:42,260 [Jenny laughing] 500 00:22:42,394 --> 00:22:44,396 [woman] Shh! 501 00:22:45,530 --> 00:22:47,599 Uh, I think it wants to go out. 502 00:22:48,100 --> 00:22:49,601 [man] Will you be quiet? 503 00:22:50,635 --> 00:22:51,803 Shh! 504 00:22:51,937 --> 00:22:54,506 [bells jingling] 505 00:22:54,639 --> 00:22:56,408 [dramatic music] 506 00:22:56,541 --> 00:23:01,680 [bells jingling] 507 00:23:02,013 --> 00:23:06,418 Well, we'll just say you're an unpublished, 508 00:23:06,551 --> 00:23:09,955 well-known author who bought me a takeout Chinese dinner. 509 00:23:10,088 --> 00:23:13,091 -[man] Hey, taxi! -I don't care if he walks in. 510 00:23:13,225 --> 00:23:14,960 Well, here we are. 511 00:23:16,862 --> 00:23:18,397 Good evening, Mrs. Moore. 512 00:23:18,530 --> 00:23:19,765 Hello, Martin. 513 00:23:19,898 --> 00:23:21,433 Hello there. Hi. 514 00:23:26,138 --> 00:23:27,973 -[door clanks] -[bells jingling] 515 00:23:28,106 --> 00:23:29,975 Hi. Did you get Benjamin to sleep? 516 00:23:30,108 --> 00:23:34,146 No, I think he's getting a cold. 517 00:23:34,813 --> 00:23:35,947 He's sorta got the sniffles. 518 00:23:36,081 --> 00:23:38,383 Oh, okay. I'll check him. 519 00:23:38,517 --> 00:23:41,787 Ooh, wonton soup for the boy later. 520 00:23:44,523 --> 00:23:46,491 Flora, ask Martin to get you a taxi. 521 00:23:46,625 --> 00:23:47,893 -[bells jingling] -And thanks. 522 00:23:48,026 --> 00:23:50,328 -I'll see you tomorrow. -Well, it's after seven o'clock. 523 00:23:50,462 --> 00:23:52,597 She said seven o'clock at the latest. 524 00:23:52,731 --> 00:23:54,199 Oh, I didn't know. 525 00:23:54,966 --> 00:23:56,168 Uh. 526 00:23:59,438 --> 00:24:00,839 Goodnight! 527 00:24:02,073 --> 00:24:03,041 Night. 528 00:24:05,110 --> 00:24:06,778 -[door slams] -Whoever I am. 529 00:24:17,722 --> 00:24:19,324 [car horn honking] 530 00:24:19,458 --> 00:24:21,626 So, um, tell me about Preston. 531 00:24:21,760 --> 00:24:23,662 I don't know if I can. 532 00:24:23,795 --> 00:24:25,197 He wasn't what I thought he was, 533 00:24:25,330 --> 00:24:28,333 or I wasn't what I thought I was. 534 00:24:28,467 --> 00:24:29,768 I don't even know which. 535 00:24:31,269 --> 00:24:35,307 But, uh... there's nothing there, 536 00:24:35,440 --> 00:24:38,543 and we're just going through the motions. 537 00:24:38,677 --> 00:24:39,711 It's nobody's fault. 538 00:24:43,982 --> 00:24:46,952 Maybe the whole idea of marriage is too fragile. 539 00:24:47,319 --> 00:24:49,921 No, no, it's not the idea that's fragile. 540 00:24:50,055 --> 00:24:51,456 It's the people who aren't strong enough 541 00:24:51,590 --> 00:24:52,724 to survive each other. 542 00:24:55,026 --> 00:24:56,228 How's that for wisdom? 543 00:24:59,164 --> 00:25:00,899 I don't know, but, uh... 544 00:25:03,535 --> 00:25:05,904 I have three things to tell you that pertain. 545 00:25:06,037 --> 00:25:07,405 [trash crackling] 546 00:25:07,539 --> 00:25:10,275 One, I am an instantly breakable person. 547 00:25:10,408 --> 00:25:12,644 I don't believe that. You're not, and neither am I. 548 00:25:12,777 --> 00:25:14,980 Wait, two... 549 00:25:19,885 --> 00:25:22,821 I'd marry you in four seconds, fragile or no fragile. 550 00:25:22,954 --> 00:25:25,257 And three, I'm so in love with you 551 00:25:25,390 --> 00:25:27,425 that I don't even understand it. 552 00:25:29,261 --> 00:25:30,395 I love you, too. 553 00:25:33,265 --> 00:25:34,499 You do? 554 00:25:34,633 --> 00:25:35,467 Mm-hmm. 555 00:25:41,439 --> 00:25:43,575 I, I can't believe that there's no, uh, 556 00:25:43,708 --> 00:25:44,876 no chairs in a kitchen like this. 557 00:25:45,010 --> 00:25:46,311 There's no place to sit down. 558 00:25:46,444 --> 00:25:47,479 Come on. 559 00:25:48,446 --> 00:25:49,748 [heels tapping] 560 00:25:49,881 --> 00:25:52,751 [whimsical music] 561 00:25:56,688 --> 00:25:59,291 [chuckles] Why me? 562 00:26:00,525 --> 00:26:03,595 Why you? Why me? 563 00:26:05,363 --> 00:26:06,565 Why you? 564 00:26:08,533 --> 00:26:10,902 [Benjamin laughing] 565 00:26:11,536 --> 00:26:13,471 It's the caterpillar! 566 00:26:14,573 --> 00:26:17,943 [Benjamin speaking gibberish] 567 00:26:18,076 --> 00:26:21,079 [whimsical music] 568 00:26:21,212 --> 00:26:24,616 [Benjamin laughing] 569 00:26:24,883 --> 00:26:26,351 At his age, if I woke up laughing 570 00:26:26,484 --> 00:26:27,686 in the middle of the night, 571 00:26:27,819 --> 00:26:29,654 the enema would've been connected in 30 seconds. 572 00:26:29,788 --> 00:26:31,723 [whimsical music continues] 573 00:26:31,856 --> 00:26:33,592 What are you doing? 574 00:26:35,026 --> 00:26:38,697 [whimsical music continues] 575 00:26:43,068 --> 00:26:44,636 Wow, what's that? 576 00:26:44,769 --> 00:26:46,237 [Jenny] Go ahead and look. It's your caterpillar. 577 00:26:47,739 --> 00:26:51,176 Look it! God, they're all over the place! 578 00:26:51,309 --> 00:26:53,144 I'm surrounded by caterpillars. 579 00:26:54,813 --> 00:26:58,016 They're great! Look at these! 580 00:26:59,417 --> 00:27:01,386 All of them. 581 00:27:01,519 --> 00:27:02,821 These are beautiful. 582 00:27:02,954 --> 00:27:05,657 [bright music] 583 00:27:07,993 --> 00:27:09,327 I can offer you instant poverty 584 00:27:09,461 --> 00:27:11,630 plus an employee's discount at Macy's. 585 00:27:11,763 --> 00:27:12,998 I accept. 586 00:27:13,465 --> 00:27:17,302 Did I-- did I, I just ask you to marry me, 587 00:27:17,435 --> 00:27:18,470 and you said yes? 588 00:27:18,603 --> 00:27:19,471 Yes. 589 00:27:20,605 --> 00:27:21,973 And you're sure? 590 00:27:22,107 --> 00:27:23,375 [romantic music] 591 00:27:23,508 --> 00:27:25,844 -I'm sure. -Shake. 592 00:27:26,244 --> 00:27:27,979 [Jenny laughing] 593 00:27:28,113 --> 00:27:31,483 [romantic music swells] 594 00:27:40,625 --> 00:27:43,728 Uh, we have, uh, spectators. 595 00:27:45,030 --> 00:27:47,265 Um, should we take a bow? 596 00:27:47,399 --> 00:27:49,567 Oh, let's just wave with casual abandon. 597 00:27:51,102 --> 00:27:52,704 Hello. How are you? 598 00:27:52,837 --> 00:27:54,506 -[car horn honking] -[Jerry chuckling] 599 00:27:54,639 --> 00:27:55,740 Oh, that's six. 600 00:27:55,874 --> 00:27:56,741 Six what? 601 00:27:56,875 --> 00:27:57,976 People who know about us, or guess, 602 00:27:58,109 --> 00:27:59,177 not counting strangers. 603 00:27:59,310 --> 00:28:01,579 Now, if they each tell two of their friends, 604 00:28:01,713 --> 00:28:03,381 -it'll make-- -[person knocking] 605 00:28:04,516 --> 00:28:05,383 It's Preston. 606 00:28:05,717 --> 00:28:07,252 That's seven. 607 00:28:14,759 --> 00:28:17,095 [Preston] Well, I didn't expect to see you here. 608 00:28:19,698 --> 00:28:20,865 Come on in. 609 00:28:20,999 --> 00:28:22,100 [man] I'm sorry to, uh, 610 00:28:22,233 --> 00:28:23,268 I know it's your weekend, but this-- 611 00:28:23,401 --> 00:28:24,736 [Preston] Oh, it's no problem. 612 00:28:24,869 --> 00:28:27,005 -He's got somebody with him. -[Preston speaking faintly] 613 00:28:27,138 --> 00:28:29,374 Okay, there's a service entrance at the end of the hall. 614 00:28:29,507 --> 00:28:34,012 Wait, wait! I gotta go down first, keep him occupied. 615 00:28:34,779 --> 00:28:36,481 -Jenny! -What? 616 00:28:37,615 --> 00:28:39,417 [man] I hope you can lend me some ice. 617 00:28:39,551 --> 00:28:40,885 The freezer was just delivered this morning, 618 00:28:41,019 --> 00:28:43,188 but I think, I think we've got something. 619 00:28:43,621 --> 00:28:45,590 Do you really wanna divorce him and marry me? 620 00:28:45,724 --> 00:28:46,891 Yes! 621 00:28:47,926 --> 00:28:49,394 [man speaking faintly] 622 00:28:49,527 --> 00:28:51,563 Well, then we might as well go down there and tell him. 623 00:28:51,696 --> 00:28:52,664 When the other guy leaves-- 624 00:28:52,797 --> 00:28:54,466 No, I can do it, after you leave. 625 00:28:54,599 --> 00:28:55,900 I mean, I've wanted to do it before. 626 00:28:56,034 --> 00:28:57,669 I just never could, but I can do it now. 627 00:28:57,802 --> 00:29:00,472 But why should you do it alone? We're together. 628 00:29:01,106 --> 00:29:03,808 [Jenny exhales loudly] 629 00:29:04,442 --> 00:29:05,643 Okay. 630 00:29:12,050 --> 00:29:12,784 [door thuds] 631 00:29:12,917 --> 00:29:13,952 Now? 632 00:29:14,085 --> 00:29:15,120 Yeah. 633 00:29:15,620 --> 00:29:18,389 -Okay, come on! -Okay. 634 00:29:22,827 --> 00:29:23,995 This is gonna be awkward as hell, 635 00:29:24,129 --> 00:29:25,463 but we're gonna manage it. 636 00:29:27,098 --> 00:29:29,968 [whimsical music] 637 00:29:47,986 --> 00:29:50,722 [sinister music] 638 00:29:53,258 --> 00:29:54,325 [Jenny screams] 639 00:29:54,459 --> 00:29:55,326 -Oh! -No! 640 00:29:55,460 --> 00:29:56,661 [objects clattering] 641 00:29:57,428 --> 00:30:01,166 [Jenny and Jerry panting] 642 00:30:04,302 --> 00:30:07,205 Are you? [panting] 643 00:30:12,844 --> 00:30:14,345 [Jenny screams] 644 00:30:14,479 --> 00:30:17,182 [Jerry panting] 645 00:30:17,582 --> 00:30:21,052 [Jenny whimpering] 646 00:30:21,186 --> 00:30:22,353 He's dead. 647 00:30:22,487 --> 00:30:25,123 [Jenny whimpering] 648 00:30:25,256 --> 00:30:28,226 [panting] Stay here! 649 00:30:28,726 --> 00:30:29,894 Stay right there. 650 00:30:30,028 --> 00:30:32,831 [Jenny crying] 651 00:30:35,200 --> 00:30:37,335 [Jerry panting] 652 00:30:39,003 --> 00:30:40,471 [Jerry shouts] 653 00:30:44,042 --> 00:30:44,776 [door slams] 654 00:30:44,909 --> 00:30:47,345 [locks clattering] 655 00:30:47,478 --> 00:30:49,047 [Jenny sobbing] 656 00:30:49,180 --> 00:30:50,515 -Oh. -Jenny! 657 00:30:51,149 --> 00:30:54,719 Jenny! I want you to do something, I mean, right now. 658 00:30:54,853 --> 00:30:56,688 Where's the-- where's the phone down to the doorman? 659 00:30:56,821 --> 00:30:58,022 Is there a house phone down to him? 660 00:30:58,156 --> 00:31:00,425 -[Jenny sobbing] -Where is it? 661 00:31:00,558 --> 00:31:02,627 In the bedroom. [sobbing] 662 00:31:02,760 --> 00:31:03,595 Come on. 663 00:31:03,728 --> 00:31:06,130 No, no, no! 664 00:31:06,331 --> 00:31:08,533 -No, no! -Come on, come on. 665 00:31:08,666 --> 00:31:10,368 -No, please! -Just don't look at it. 666 00:31:10,501 --> 00:31:12,337 -We've gotta catch him. -[Jenny sobbing] 667 00:31:12,470 --> 00:31:14,439 -Now, Jenny. -[phone ringing] 668 00:31:14,572 --> 00:31:15,673 I can't. 669 00:31:15,807 --> 00:31:17,208 -Let's call the police. -Shh, now, listen! 670 00:31:17,342 --> 00:31:18,576 We can't call the police, not until you talk to the doorman. 671 00:31:18,710 --> 00:31:21,279 Tell him that, uh, ask him if the-- the gentleman 672 00:31:21,412 --> 00:31:22,981 who came in with Mr. Moore is still down there 673 00:31:23,114 --> 00:31:25,116 looking for a taxi cab. I'll tell you what to say next. 674 00:31:25,483 --> 00:31:27,418 [Martin] Doorman, can I help you? 675 00:31:27,886 --> 00:31:29,654 Gentleman came in with Mr. Moore 676 00:31:29,787 --> 00:31:31,623 is still down there looking for a cab? 677 00:31:31,756 --> 00:31:34,025 No, your husband came in alone. 678 00:31:34,592 --> 00:31:37,195 [Jenny whimpering] 679 00:31:37,328 --> 00:31:38,963 Tell him, uh, tell him, "sorry." 680 00:31:39,097 --> 00:31:41,366 "He's playing some kind of joke on me. Thank you." 681 00:31:41,900 --> 00:31:44,469 Sorry, he's playing a joke on me. Thank you. 682 00:31:44,602 --> 00:31:46,371 -[Jenny sobbing] -[phone receiver clicks] 683 00:31:46,504 --> 00:31:47,772 He came in alone. 684 00:31:47,906 --> 00:31:51,476 [sobbing] I don't understand talking to the doorman. 685 00:31:51,609 --> 00:31:53,211 Why didn't you call the police? 686 00:31:53,344 --> 00:31:55,213 [Jerry] We can't! 687 00:31:55,346 --> 00:31:56,915 What do you mean we can't? 688 00:31:57,682 --> 00:32:00,251 Because it's just gonna look to them as though we did it. 689 00:32:01,286 --> 00:32:02,487 Husband surprises lovers. 690 00:32:02,620 --> 00:32:04,756 Lovers stab husband with kitchen knife. 691 00:32:05,123 --> 00:32:06,958 It's from your kitchen, isn't it? 692 00:32:07,091 --> 00:32:09,027 He wouldn't have brought his own. 693 00:32:09,794 --> 00:32:12,297 He couldn't have brought his own, come on. 694 00:32:12,430 --> 00:32:17,268 [Jenny sobbing] 695 00:32:17,402 --> 00:32:19,871 Jenny, Jenny, listen to me. 696 00:32:20,004 --> 00:32:22,340 We've been seen falling in love by six people. 697 00:32:23,341 --> 00:32:25,677 Your marriage was on the rocks. Somebody's gotta know that. 698 00:32:26,311 --> 00:32:27,478 If we tell the police the absolute truth, 699 00:32:27,612 --> 00:32:28,947 they're not gonna believe a word of it. 700 00:32:30,081 --> 00:32:33,451 Jenny, is there anybody you know of 701 00:32:33,584 --> 00:32:35,586 that would have any reason to kill your husband? 702 00:32:35,920 --> 00:32:37,188 No. 703 00:32:39,257 --> 00:32:40,625 We have a reason. 704 00:32:40,758 --> 00:32:43,361 They're gonna suspect us, aren't they? 705 00:32:43,494 --> 00:32:45,129 I think they'll arrest us. 706 00:32:45,463 --> 00:32:48,700 Oh, what-- what about Benjamin? 707 00:32:49,934 --> 00:32:51,169 I wasn't gonna mention that. 708 00:32:51,302 --> 00:32:52,470 -Oh, oh. -No. 709 00:32:52,603 --> 00:32:55,506 -Wait, Jenny! Jenny, wait! -No! 710 00:32:55,640 --> 00:32:58,309 -No, don't! -Wait, shh, shh, shh, shh! 711 00:32:58,443 --> 00:33:00,845 [Jenny sobbing] 712 00:33:00,979 --> 00:33:03,848 It's okay. Don't worry, it's okay. 713 00:33:06,150 --> 00:33:09,320 -Jenny. -[Jenny sobbing] 714 00:33:09,687 --> 00:33:12,357 -What are we gonna do? -I'm gonna get a drink. 715 00:33:12,490 --> 00:33:17,362 What's gonna happen to Benjamin? [sobbing] 716 00:33:19,330 --> 00:33:22,033 [Jerry panting] 717 00:33:23,668 --> 00:33:26,270 This may sound totally insane. 718 00:33:26,404 --> 00:33:28,039 Here, drink this. 719 00:33:28,172 --> 00:33:29,907 This is the only thing I can think of. 720 00:33:30,041 --> 00:33:35,079 Jenny, Jenny, we're gonna do this by ourselves. 721 00:33:35,546 --> 00:33:37,081 We're gonna find the murderer, 722 00:33:37,215 --> 00:33:38,750 and we've gotta force him to confess. 723 00:33:38,883 --> 00:33:40,051 How? 724 00:33:40,184 --> 00:33:42,720 I haven't the slightest idea. 725 00:33:42,854 --> 00:33:44,689 We've gotta also find some way 726 00:33:44,822 --> 00:33:46,657 to hide his body without being seen. 727 00:33:47,492 --> 00:33:48,559 Now, Jenny, it's either that, 728 00:33:48,693 --> 00:33:50,128 or we call the police right now! 729 00:33:51,095 --> 00:33:52,964 And believe me, I, I can't believe 730 00:33:53,097 --> 00:33:54,732 they're gonna, they're gonna believe us. 731 00:33:55,566 --> 00:33:58,669 -[Jenny sobbing] -Okay. 732 00:34:01,672 --> 00:34:02,940 Where do we begin? 733 00:34:04,342 --> 00:34:07,412 By thinking, by thinking, 734 00:34:07,545 --> 00:34:09,280 really, really, really hard. 735 00:34:14,252 --> 00:34:16,320 Well, what would the police do? 736 00:34:16,454 --> 00:34:18,156 I mean, if they were us. 737 00:34:19,057 --> 00:34:21,759 They'd question everybody you knew. We can't do that. 738 00:34:26,030 --> 00:34:27,398 They'd find out who he had dinner with tonight. 739 00:34:27,532 --> 00:34:28,699 Who did he have dinner with? 740 00:34:28,833 --> 00:34:30,968 Oh, I don't know. 741 00:34:35,473 --> 00:34:38,076 Did he-- did he have any kind 742 00:34:38,209 --> 00:34:39,444 of a date book thing with him? 743 00:34:39,577 --> 00:34:41,712 You know, like a, a memorandum deal that he wrote-- 744 00:34:41,846 --> 00:34:43,181 Yeah. 745 00:34:43,314 --> 00:34:47,518 Okay, I'd better get that from his pocket in the kitchen. 746 00:34:49,954 --> 00:34:52,657 [Jerry panting] 747 00:34:53,724 --> 00:34:56,094 That's a positive approach, so that's what I'm gonna do. 748 00:34:56,761 --> 00:34:59,363 [Jenny crying] 749 00:35:04,469 --> 00:35:07,004 [eerie music] 750 00:35:22,153 --> 00:35:23,020 Oh! 751 00:35:23,154 --> 00:35:24,122 [coins clattering] 752 00:35:25,790 --> 00:35:29,193 [eerie music continues] 753 00:35:39,837 --> 00:35:41,472 There's nothing. 754 00:35:43,274 --> 00:35:47,211 [eerie music continues] 755 00:36:04,195 --> 00:36:06,797 [Jerry] Well, where else could we have put him? 756 00:36:06,931 --> 00:36:08,733 There's no way to get him out of the building. 757 00:36:08,866 --> 00:36:10,601 Come on, let's just think about tomorrow. 758 00:36:11,135 --> 00:36:12,970 Oh God, I forgot about the office. 759 00:36:13,104 --> 00:36:14,839 They're gonna be expecting him in there tomorrow morning. 760 00:36:14,972 --> 00:36:16,174 How are we gonna handle that? 761 00:36:16,307 --> 00:36:18,876 Jerry, I can't even think anymore. I'm so tired. 762 00:36:19,710 --> 00:36:21,512 I have to sleep for a while. I'm sorry. 763 00:36:21,646 --> 00:36:23,514 Go to sleep. That's good. 764 00:36:23,648 --> 00:36:25,249 Will you stay with me? 765 00:36:26,517 --> 00:36:30,588 I'm gonna stay with you. I'll stay with you. 766 00:36:31,589 --> 00:36:34,025 -That's it. -[calm music] 767 00:36:34,158 --> 00:36:36,627 [receptionist] Uh, yes, just a minute, please. 768 00:36:36,761 --> 00:36:37,728 Mr. Little? 769 00:36:41,399 --> 00:36:42,400 It's Mrs. Moore. 770 00:36:43,367 --> 00:36:44,602 I'll take it in there. 771 00:36:46,070 --> 00:36:48,072 [phone ringing] 772 00:36:49,340 --> 00:36:51,275 -[Jenny] Hello? -Good morning, Mrs. Moore. 773 00:36:51,409 --> 00:36:52,176 This is Herbert Little speaking. 774 00:36:52,310 --> 00:36:54,011 I'm Mr. Moore's new secretary. 775 00:36:54,145 --> 00:36:56,013 I'm afraid he hasn't arrived yet. 776 00:36:56,347 --> 00:36:57,415 May I give him a message? 777 00:36:57,548 --> 00:37:00,585 Uh, well, no, actually, he's here. 778 00:37:01,085 --> 00:37:03,754 You see, I'm calling to let you know that, uh, he's ill. 779 00:37:03,888 --> 00:37:07,391 The doctor just left, and, um, it seems he has the flu, 780 00:37:08,226 --> 00:37:09,360 -uh, and laryngitis. -[Benjamin crying] 781 00:37:09,493 --> 00:37:11,762 He can't talk at all. He really feels horrible. 782 00:37:12,163 --> 00:37:13,965 Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that, Mrs. Moore. 783 00:37:14,098 --> 00:37:15,566 Is there anything we can do to help? 784 00:37:16,267 --> 00:37:17,868 Um, no, thank you. 785 00:37:18,002 --> 00:37:20,338 Um, he just needs to stay in bed and rest. 786 00:37:20,471 --> 00:37:23,407 Now, he mustn't rush it. That flu can be really nasty. 787 00:37:23,541 --> 00:37:26,244 Well, I'll, uh, notify everyone here, Mrs. Moore, 788 00:37:26,377 --> 00:37:28,312 and if there's anything I can do, 789 00:37:28,446 --> 00:37:29,747 -please let me know. -[Benjamin crying] 790 00:37:29,880 --> 00:37:30,982 Okay, thank you very much. 791 00:37:31,716 --> 00:37:32,817 Goodbye, Mrs. Moore. 792 00:37:34,752 --> 00:37:36,520 -That was perfect. -It was not! 793 00:37:36,654 --> 00:37:38,122 -No-- -It sounded so false. 794 00:37:38,256 --> 00:37:40,658 -"It seems he has the flu"? -Jenny, it sounded fine. 795 00:37:40,791 --> 00:37:43,261 That was just his secretary, not the district attorney. 796 00:37:43,394 --> 00:37:44,462 Oh! 797 00:37:44,595 --> 00:37:46,430 Forget everything after secretary. 798 00:37:47,765 --> 00:37:48,899 Oh, God, I'm gonna be late. 799 00:37:49,033 --> 00:37:51,269 Oh, I wish you didn't have to go to work today. 800 00:37:51,402 --> 00:37:52,336 I know, it'll look better 801 00:37:52,470 --> 00:37:53,838 if it starts out like a normal day. 802 00:37:54,972 --> 00:37:57,408 I'll be back at lunchtime. I'll call you every half hour. 803 00:37:57,541 --> 00:37:58,876 Somehow I'm gonna get off this afternoon. 804 00:37:59,010 --> 00:38:01,112 I don't know, develop a toothache or something. 805 00:38:03,214 --> 00:38:05,249 -Benjamin. -Oh! 806 00:38:05,383 --> 00:38:06,851 -Oh. -Oh, nice shot, Benjamin. 807 00:38:06,984 --> 00:38:08,185 Thank you. 808 00:38:08,319 --> 00:38:09,553 Where do you keep the juice mop? 809 00:38:09,687 --> 00:38:11,789 Don't worry about. Flora will get it when she comes in. 810 00:38:12,156 --> 00:38:14,425 Oh, my God. I forgot about Flora. 811 00:38:15,393 --> 00:38:16,527 Flora, what? 812 00:38:16,661 --> 00:38:19,196 She'll be here any minute, the maid. 813 00:38:19,330 --> 00:38:21,699 That ice cream in the freezer's her breakfast. 814 00:38:21,832 --> 00:38:24,201 The ice cream in the freezer's her breakfast! 815 00:38:24,669 --> 00:38:26,470 Well, tell her she can have the rest of the week off. 816 00:38:26,604 --> 00:38:28,439 I mean, there's ice cream at Schrafft's. 817 00:38:28,606 --> 00:38:29,640 [doorbell buzzes] 818 00:38:29,774 --> 00:38:32,043 Oh, go out the service entrance, go! 819 00:38:32,176 --> 00:38:33,711 -Where is it? -Right there! 820 00:38:33,844 --> 00:38:34,879 [doorbell buzzing] 821 00:38:36,314 --> 00:38:38,049 [Flora] Mrs. Moore! 822 00:38:38,182 --> 00:38:40,051 [doorbell buzzing] 823 00:38:40,318 --> 00:38:41,652 Just a minute! 824 00:38:44,722 --> 00:38:45,623 Hmm. 825 00:38:47,024 --> 00:38:48,859 [lock jangling] 826 00:38:49,327 --> 00:38:50,561 -Flora. -Good morning, Mrs-- 827 00:38:50,695 --> 00:38:52,596 This was really a fantastic last-minute decision. 828 00:38:52,730 --> 00:38:54,031 We're gonna go on a little trip. 829 00:38:54,165 --> 00:38:55,766 Well, actually, it's a big trip. 830 00:38:55,900 --> 00:38:59,170 Also, you have the rest of the week off with pay. 831 00:38:59,303 --> 00:39:00,705 -I know you're surprised. -[Benjamin crying] 832 00:39:00,838 --> 00:39:02,606 Gee, I'm so surprised. I didn't know. 833 00:39:02,740 --> 00:39:04,475 Yeah, but I got a lot of cleaning to do. 834 00:39:04,608 --> 00:39:06,711 Oh, we'll just let the dirt accumulate. 835 00:39:07,078 --> 00:39:09,513 I hate that. Where are you going? 836 00:39:09,647 --> 00:39:12,016 Uh, we're going to France, 837 00:39:12,149 --> 00:39:14,919 the south, uh, Cape d'Antin. 838 00:39:15,319 --> 00:39:16,187 That's in France. 839 00:39:16,320 --> 00:39:17,321 -Oh. -[Benjamin crying] 840 00:39:17,455 --> 00:39:19,690 So, um, so you have a wonderful rest, 841 00:39:19,824 --> 00:39:21,192 and we'll call you when we get back. 842 00:39:21,325 --> 00:39:22,526 With pay! 843 00:39:22,660 --> 00:39:23,928 I'm sorry I didn't call you this morning. 844 00:39:24,061 --> 00:39:25,529 We just decided right now. I'm trying to get-- 845 00:39:25,663 --> 00:39:27,064 What am I supposed to do all week? 846 00:39:27,198 --> 00:39:28,699 Do whatever you want. 847 00:39:28,833 --> 00:39:31,168 -[Benjamin crying] -Um, it's a great opportunity 848 00:39:31,302 --> 00:39:33,437 to go to the movies, with full pay! 849 00:39:33,571 --> 00:39:36,707 Um, I have to go pack. I'm, I'm not quite ready. 850 00:39:36,841 --> 00:39:38,609 So go, enjoy yourself. 851 00:39:38,743 --> 00:39:40,644 Have a good time. Bye. 852 00:39:40,778 --> 00:39:42,079 [door slams] 853 00:39:42,213 --> 00:39:43,114 -Oh, God. -[Benjamin crying] 854 00:39:43,247 --> 00:39:47,918 [whimsical music] 855 00:39:49,320 --> 00:39:50,921 No, it was an infantile temper tantrum. 856 00:39:51,055 --> 00:39:52,356 I'm the first one to admit it, 857 00:39:52,490 --> 00:39:54,392 and here I am punishing you by letting you ignore me. 858 00:39:54,525 --> 00:39:56,093 That's even more infantile, justifying-- 859 00:39:56,227 --> 00:39:57,395 Helene, come on, I lost the whole point 860 00:39:57,528 --> 00:39:58,462 in the second infantile, 861 00:39:58,596 --> 00:39:59,730 now I got consumers here to contend with. 862 00:39:59,864 --> 00:40:00,998 You've got another girl. That's your problem. 863 00:40:01,132 --> 00:40:02,366 And she's married. 864 00:40:02,500 --> 00:40:04,435 But don't expect me to flounce off biting my lip. 865 00:40:04,568 --> 00:40:06,771 We're both free agents. If you wanna be a masochist, too, 866 00:40:06,904 --> 00:40:08,639 -that's your business. -Wait a minute. 867 00:40:08,773 --> 00:40:10,374 Excuse me. 868 00:40:10,508 --> 00:40:11,675 Yeah, by all means, you're excused. 869 00:40:11,809 --> 00:40:13,010 Jerry. 870 00:40:14,145 --> 00:40:16,947 They didn't even look at me downstairs. 871 00:40:17,081 --> 00:40:18,449 How I'm gonna get out is another question, 872 00:40:18,582 --> 00:40:20,317 which I will worry about later. 873 00:40:22,620 --> 00:40:25,423 In that bag there is Harvey Chortle, the talking bear. 874 00:40:25,856 --> 00:40:27,792 Benjamin's gonna go out of his mind with joy. 875 00:40:27,925 --> 00:40:29,360 Oh, he will. 876 00:40:29,860 --> 00:40:32,029 I'm so happy you're here. 877 00:40:33,697 --> 00:40:36,267 Okay. You all set? 878 00:40:37,468 --> 00:40:38,436 Can you get your coat? 879 00:40:38,569 --> 00:40:39,570 Yeah, here. 880 00:40:39,703 --> 00:40:42,039 Good. Where's Benjamin? 881 00:40:42,173 --> 00:40:43,274 He's upstairs. 882 00:40:43,407 --> 00:40:44,408 I don't think he's gonna take a nap today. 883 00:40:44,542 --> 00:40:45,643 Don't worry about him. 884 00:40:45,776 --> 00:40:48,746 I'm a terrific pattycake player. Baker man, right? 885 00:40:48,879 --> 00:40:50,114 Right. 886 00:40:50,247 --> 00:40:51,549 Okay, now you remember everything you're gonna get, 887 00:40:51,682 --> 00:40:54,652 his diary, his briefcase, any notes he's got on his desk. 888 00:40:54,785 --> 00:40:55,853 Okay. 889 00:40:55,986 --> 00:40:57,221 And I love you. 890 00:41:00,024 --> 00:41:01,325 Okay. 891 00:41:04,462 --> 00:41:05,796 Benjamin! 892 00:41:10,901 --> 00:41:12,036 Hey, we're gonna get out of this. 893 00:41:12,169 --> 00:41:13,370 Why shouldn't we get out of it? 894 00:41:13,504 --> 00:41:14,772 I mean, once the clues start pouring in 895 00:41:14,905 --> 00:41:16,307 and the killer's forced to expose himself, 896 00:41:16,440 --> 00:41:17,541 we're out of it, right? 897 00:41:17,675 --> 00:41:18,642 I mean, that's the pristine interpretation 898 00:41:18,776 --> 00:41:20,044 of the problem of God. 899 00:41:20,744 --> 00:41:22,713 Tell me a story, anything with rabbits. 900 00:41:24,815 --> 00:41:27,351 [Benjamin speaking gibberish] 901 00:41:27,485 --> 00:41:31,489 [chortling] Hello there, youngster. 902 00:41:31,622 --> 00:41:33,457 My name is Harvey Chortle. 903 00:41:33,591 --> 00:41:35,993 - What's yours? [chortling] -Harvey. 904 00:41:36,126 --> 00:41:37,528 I hate you. 905 00:41:37,661 --> 00:41:39,663 [Harvey chortling] 906 00:41:39,797 --> 00:41:41,565 Okay, Benjamin, Benjamin. 907 00:41:41,699 --> 00:41:43,167 [Benjamin speaks gibberish] 908 00:41:43,300 --> 00:41:45,202 I wanna ask you some key questions here, 909 00:41:45,336 --> 00:41:48,105 and I want you to forget about the, um... 910 00:41:48,239 --> 00:41:50,841 the idea that, uh, we don't know who the killer is, 911 00:41:50,975 --> 00:41:52,843 or nobody recognized him when he came in here. 912 00:41:52,977 --> 00:41:54,078 Just forget about that. 913 00:41:54,211 --> 00:41:56,747 Let's get right into who did it and why, okay? 914 00:41:56,881 --> 00:41:59,650 -[Benjamin whimpering] -What? 915 00:41:59,783 --> 00:42:00,818 [Benjamin whimpering] 916 00:42:01,318 --> 00:42:03,654 Okay, key question number one: 917 00:42:05,055 --> 00:42:07,725 Why would somebody who's not a burglar 918 00:42:07,858 --> 00:42:09,226 wanna kill somebody else? 919 00:42:10,694 --> 00:42:12,696 The guy's messing around with the killer's wife. 920 00:42:12,830 --> 00:42:13,998 No, it's not that. 921 00:42:15,499 --> 00:42:16,901 The, um... 922 00:42:18,702 --> 00:42:19,937 the killee knows something 923 00:42:20,070 --> 00:42:21,772 that would incriminate the killer. 924 00:42:22,740 --> 00:42:24,675 That's a possibility. Okay, what could he know? 925 00:42:24,808 --> 00:42:27,545 This is like a geometrical progression of ideas here, okay. 926 00:42:27,678 --> 00:42:30,548 What could he know? Um... 927 00:42:32,683 --> 00:42:33,551 Wait a minute. 928 00:42:34,985 --> 00:42:36,954 He was in the insurance company, right? 929 00:42:38,055 --> 00:42:39,690 Benjamin, you ever notice that insurance companies 930 00:42:39,823 --> 00:42:42,092 play around with gigantic sums of money? 931 00:42:45,563 --> 00:42:47,097 And where do they get the money? 932 00:42:47,731 --> 00:42:49,166 They get it from selling policies 933 00:42:49,300 --> 00:42:50,534 that become automatically void 934 00:42:50,668 --> 00:42:52,636 as soon as you try and make a claim, that's where. 935 00:42:52,770 --> 00:42:53,904 You're gonna to try to cash in 936 00:42:54,038 --> 00:42:55,072 on your diaper rash insurance sometime. 937 00:42:55,205 --> 00:42:56,507 You'll see what I mean. 938 00:42:58,075 --> 00:42:59,276 [doorbell buzzes] 939 00:42:59,410 --> 00:43:00,744 [Benjamin speaking gibberish] 940 00:43:03,614 --> 00:43:06,050 Uh, who is it? 941 00:43:06,183 --> 00:43:06,951 [man] It's police. 942 00:43:08,452 --> 00:43:10,654 [Jerry] Could I see your identification, please? 943 00:43:11,188 --> 00:43:14,592 [lock clicking] 944 00:43:15,225 --> 00:43:19,797 Frank Danziger, 7th Pct. detective. 945 00:43:19,930 --> 00:43:22,633 That's correct. This is just a routine check, sir. 946 00:43:23,467 --> 00:43:26,270 Okay. Oh, my God. 947 00:43:26,937 --> 00:43:28,505 You never can be too sure these days. 948 00:43:28,639 --> 00:43:31,175 You couldn't be letting in God knows what, whom. 949 00:43:32,309 --> 00:43:34,144 Oh, you know, that's actually the, uh, 950 00:43:34,278 --> 00:43:36,547 the first police badge I've ever seen up close. 951 00:43:36,680 --> 00:43:37,815 It must weigh a ton. 952 00:43:38,782 --> 00:43:39,850 You just probably get a criminal 953 00:43:39,984 --> 00:43:41,518 and hit him on the head with your wallet. 954 00:43:41,652 --> 00:43:43,921 Apartment 22B, Moore, is that right? 955 00:43:44,488 --> 00:43:48,392 Right, uh, what can I do for you? 956 00:43:49,960 --> 00:43:50,961 How about, uh, the three fingers 957 00:43:51,095 --> 00:43:52,529 of the finest imported scotch? 958 00:43:52,663 --> 00:43:54,565 Look, sir, I can be outta here in a couple of minutes 959 00:43:54,698 --> 00:43:55,866 if you just let me proceed. 960 00:43:56,000 --> 00:44:01,238 Oh, by all means, uh, Detective, what was it? 961 00:44:01,372 --> 00:44:03,107 -Danziger. -That's right, Danziger. 962 00:44:03,240 --> 00:44:06,944 Um, you Mr. Moore? 963 00:44:07,077 --> 00:44:10,481 No, no, uh, no, Mr. Moore is away on business. 964 00:44:10,614 --> 00:44:11,715 I believe it's St. Louis this trip. 965 00:44:11,849 --> 00:44:12,950 And Mrs. Moore is out shopping. 966 00:44:13,083 --> 00:44:15,486 I'm, I'm from Surrogate Mothers Limited. 967 00:44:15,619 --> 00:44:17,688 -I'm the babysitter. -[Benjamin crying] 968 00:44:17,821 --> 00:44:18,822 And that's the baby. 969 00:44:19,857 --> 00:44:21,792 -[Benjamin crying] -Oh, here I am. 970 00:44:21,925 --> 00:44:23,661 Say hello to the detective, Benjamin. 971 00:44:23,794 --> 00:44:26,030 Hey, maybe I should explain why I'm here. 972 00:44:26,163 --> 00:44:28,966 Last night, a window was broken in the rear of the building. 973 00:44:29,099 --> 00:44:30,367 It's the third one this month. 974 00:44:30,501 --> 00:44:32,569 We think it's somebody with a BB gun or a slingshot. 975 00:44:32,703 --> 00:44:33,771 -Oh. -So we're checking 976 00:44:33,904 --> 00:44:35,906 all the apartments with windows in the rear. 977 00:44:36,040 --> 00:44:37,908 So, can I take a look back, please? 978 00:44:38,308 --> 00:44:39,376 In back. 979 00:44:39,510 --> 00:44:40,577 That's where the rear windows are. 980 00:44:40,711 --> 00:44:42,413 Oh, oh, yeah, that follows, yes. 981 00:44:43,547 --> 00:44:47,284 [whimsical orchestral music] 982 00:44:47,418 --> 00:44:51,021 This is our ultra-luxurious dining room. 983 00:44:52,523 --> 00:44:56,860 And, uh, this here is your ingeniously designed kitchen. 984 00:44:57,294 --> 00:45:00,564 There's a, there's a, there's sort of a funny 985 00:45:00,698 --> 00:45:02,399 little dumb hall back here. 986 00:45:04,568 --> 00:45:06,603 Say, uh, you haven't seen any kids 987 00:45:06,737 --> 00:45:09,273 in the neighborhood with slingshots or BB guns, have you? 988 00:45:09,406 --> 00:45:10,474 Never in my life. 989 00:45:11,709 --> 00:45:13,310 [Danziger] Uh, back bedrooms? 990 00:45:13,444 --> 00:45:14,478 Surely. 991 00:45:15,512 --> 00:45:19,383 [whimsical orchestral music] 992 00:45:22,586 --> 00:45:24,955 [Jerry] The, uh, the maid's room. 993 00:45:25,789 --> 00:45:28,559 And, uh, whose room is this, Benjamin, huh? 994 00:45:29,193 --> 00:45:30,928 That's a, that's the baby's room there. 995 00:45:31,061 --> 00:45:32,029 [Benjamin cries] 996 00:45:32,162 --> 00:45:33,764 Oh, and, uh, what's this here? 997 00:45:33,897 --> 00:45:35,632 Oh, it's the, it's the linen. 998 00:45:36,633 --> 00:45:39,403 This particular case must be a real mind-bender, huh? 999 00:45:40,404 --> 00:45:41,605 A little humor there. 1000 00:45:41,739 --> 00:45:43,140 [whimsical orchestral music] 1001 00:45:43,273 --> 00:45:44,575 Same view from this bedroom? 1002 00:45:44,708 --> 00:45:45,576 [Jerry] Yes, indeed. 1003 00:45:46,710 --> 00:45:49,213 Here, we can go right, right down this way here. 1004 00:45:49,346 --> 00:45:51,982 Where, oh, uh, yeah, we can go the same way 1005 00:45:52,116 --> 00:45:53,450 we came in, all right. 1006 00:45:53,584 --> 00:45:56,453 [whimsical orchestral music] 1007 00:45:56,587 --> 00:45:59,590 Ah! Sorry, sorry. 1008 00:45:59,723 --> 00:46:01,592 That's definitely a no-fault situation. 1009 00:46:01,825 --> 00:46:05,496 Holy cow, the entire freezer fell open. 1010 00:46:06,630 --> 00:46:08,265 The reason I say "holy cow" is because I, 1011 00:46:08,398 --> 00:46:10,968 I'm not supposed to say "shit" in front of Benjamin. 1012 00:46:11,101 --> 00:46:12,836 One second, I'll be right with ya. [grunts] 1013 00:46:12,970 --> 00:46:14,238 I'll be right with you, one second. 1014 00:46:14,805 --> 00:46:17,641 There, ah, nobody's making hinges 1015 00:46:17,775 --> 00:46:19,777 like they used to, I guess. Onward. 1016 00:46:19,910 --> 00:46:23,180 [whimsical orchestral music] 1017 00:46:32,289 --> 00:46:35,425 Oh, here, Benjamin, play with Mr. Chortle. 1018 00:46:35,559 --> 00:46:37,127 Play with Mr. Chortle. 1019 00:46:37,861 --> 00:46:40,998 Play with him. Come on. 1020 00:46:41,131 --> 00:46:44,501 -[dramatic music] -[Harvey chortling] 1021 00:46:44,635 --> 00:46:46,136 [whimsical orchestral music] 1022 00:46:46,270 --> 00:46:48,806 All right, that does it. 1023 00:46:50,107 --> 00:46:52,042 Look, I'm sorry to have disturbed you, sir. 1024 00:46:52,176 --> 00:46:53,544 No, it's no bother. 1025 00:46:54,478 --> 00:46:57,848 -Say goodbye, Benjamin. -Say goodbye, bye-bye. 1026 00:46:59,249 --> 00:47:00,217 Thank you. 1027 00:47:00,350 --> 00:47:01,385 [Harvey] Would you like to give me 1028 00:47:01,518 --> 00:47:04,121 a nice, big, juicy kiss? [chortles] 1029 00:47:04,254 --> 00:47:06,056 Oh, that's sort of a, that's sort of a, uh, 1030 00:47:06,190 --> 00:47:08,759 -talking bear we got him. -[Harvey chortling] 1031 00:47:08,892 --> 00:47:10,828 [whimsical orchestral music] 1032 00:47:10,961 --> 00:47:15,566 [Harvey chortling] 1033 00:47:16,233 --> 00:47:17,935 [lock jangling] 1034 00:47:18,068 --> 00:47:21,238 [inhales deeply] Ah! 1035 00:47:23,173 --> 00:47:24,408 Ben, Benjamin? 1036 00:47:24,541 --> 00:47:26,677 Benjamin, Benjamin! 1037 00:47:26,810 --> 00:47:31,415 Oh, oh, come on, Benjamin. 1038 00:47:31,648 --> 00:47:33,750 How about a nap before we both get cranky? 1039 00:47:33,884 --> 00:47:36,053 -[head thuds] -Oh, Jesus, I needed that. 1040 00:47:36,186 --> 00:47:37,721 [Benjamin whimpering] 1041 00:47:48,298 --> 00:47:49,399 [Benjamin crying] 1042 00:47:49,533 --> 00:47:50,634 I'm terribly sorry 1043 00:47:50,767 --> 00:47:51,835 you went to all this trouble, Mrs. Moore. 1044 00:47:51,969 --> 00:47:53,437 We could've had it sent up by messenger. 1045 00:47:53,570 --> 00:47:54,538 Oh, it's no trouble. 1046 00:47:54,671 --> 00:47:56,039 I had to be in the neighborhood anyway. 1047 00:47:56,173 --> 00:47:58,175 Well, then, it's a pleasure to meet you in person. 1048 00:47:58,308 --> 00:47:59,176 Thank you. 1049 00:47:59,309 --> 00:48:00,878 [phone ringing] 1050 00:48:01,011 --> 00:48:03,814 Um, here's his briefcase. 1051 00:48:03,947 --> 00:48:05,148 Oh, thank you. 1052 00:48:05,282 --> 00:48:08,886 Now, if he wants any information from his desk diary, 1053 00:48:09,019 --> 00:48:10,621 you can just call me. 1054 00:48:10,954 --> 00:48:12,723 Oh, I've taken it. 1055 00:48:13,123 --> 00:48:16,126 So you have, good. He'll probably want to refer to it. 1056 00:48:16,260 --> 00:48:18,528 Ah, thank you very much. 1057 00:48:20,664 --> 00:48:21,431 Goodbye. 1058 00:48:23,233 --> 00:48:24,768 [marker squeaking] 1059 00:48:25,669 --> 00:48:27,271 [doorbell buzzes] 1060 00:48:27,404 --> 00:48:29,373 Just a minute, Mrs. Moore! 1061 00:48:30,974 --> 00:48:32,142 One second! 1062 00:48:32,776 --> 00:48:37,814 I finally-- I finally got Benjamin, uh, Benjamin to sleep. 1063 00:48:37,948 --> 00:48:39,316 I finally wore him out. 1064 00:48:39,449 --> 00:48:41,985 Another 10 minutes, he would've had me. 1065 00:48:42,152 --> 00:48:47,557 I'm surprised you got him to sleep at all. 1066 00:48:48,525 --> 00:48:49,726 I know, me, too. 1067 00:48:50,427 --> 00:48:52,262 I can state categorically, Mrs. Moore, 1068 00:48:52,396 --> 00:48:56,733 that, uh, Benjamin is not affected by the energy crisis. 1069 00:48:58,602 --> 00:49:00,938 If there's only some way you could hook him up to an engine, 1070 00:49:01,071 --> 00:49:03,507 you'd really save a lot of money on gasoline. 1071 00:49:05,976 --> 00:49:07,778 Uh, how much do I owe you? 1072 00:49:09,146 --> 00:49:11,214 Well, Mrs. Moore, there's the, um, 1073 00:49:11,782 --> 00:49:13,583 there's the four-hour minimum. 1074 00:49:13,884 --> 00:49:17,688 So that would be, uh, let's see, 12, uh, 1075 00:49:17,821 --> 00:49:20,490 12 dollars plus car fare. 1076 00:49:20,724 --> 00:49:24,127 Uh, that would be 13 dollars, okay? 1077 00:49:24,261 --> 00:49:25,362 Okay. 1078 00:49:25,495 --> 00:49:26,596 [marker squeaking] 1079 00:49:26,730 --> 00:49:29,833 [Harvey chortling] 1080 00:49:29,967 --> 00:49:34,071 What's this? PNMIM. 1081 00:49:36,173 --> 00:49:39,343 Oh, it's sort of a very expensive joke. 1082 00:49:39,476 --> 00:49:42,312 See, the NMI means no middle initial. 1083 00:49:42,446 --> 00:49:46,416 Preston doesn't, um-- Preston didn't have a middle name. 1084 00:49:47,985 --> 00:49:49,152 That's fairly hilarious. 1085 00:49:49,286 --> 00:49:53,623 Preston NMI Moore. Who gave this to him? 1086 00:49:53,790 --> 00:49:55,025 I mean, in your right mind, 1087 00:49:55,158 --> 00:49:56,460 you wouldn't buy something like this for yourself. 1088 00:49:56,593 --> 00:49:59,196 No, it was a Christmas gift from the Van Santens. 1089 00:50:00,230 --> 00:50:03,900 Van Santen, the guy who lives in your building, 1090 00:50:04,034 --> 00:50:05,669 the one who saw us kissing by the river. 1091 00:50:05,802 --> 00:50:08,038 [Harvey chortling] Rub my tum-tum-tummy. 1092 00:50:08,171 --> 00:50:10,073 It's all fuzzy-wuzzy. 1093 00:50:10,207 --> 00:50:12,876 Whose tum-tum-tummy is all fuzzy-wuzzy? 1094 00:50:13,010 --> 00:50:14,945 That must be Benjamin's. 1095 00:50:15,078 --> 00:50:16,380 It can't be Jenjamin's. 1096 00:50:16,513 --> 00:50:20,017 Oh, I wish you'd stop calling her that. Jenny! 1097 00:50:20,550 --> 00:50:21,218 Oh, no. 1098 00:50:21,351 --> 00:50:22,552 Jenny. Oh. 1099 00:50:22,686 --> 00:50:24,121 Jenny, I haven't seen you in days. 1100 00:50:24,254 --> 00:50:25,389 Oh, you look great. 1101 00:50:25,522 --> 00:50:27,224 Givenchy does it again. 1102 00:50:27,357 --> 00:50:28,925 Where have you been hiding? 1103 00:50:29,059 --> 00:50:32,829 Now, that is one hell of a bear, Benjamin. May I? 1104 00:50:33,730 --> 00:50:36,433 Are you ready? Now, listen to this. 1105 00:50:36,566 --> 00:50:39,136 [chortles] Would you like to give me 1106 00:50:39,269 --> 00:50:42,672 a nice, big, juicy kiss? [chortles] 1107 00:50:42,806 --> 00:50:44,741 That animal just made a pass at me. 1108 00:50:44,875 --> 00:50:49,446 [chuckles] Oh, oh, yes. Um, this is Jerry Green. 1109 00:50:49,579 --> 00:50:52,382 And this is Audrey and Ernest Van Santen. 1110 00:50:52,516 --> 00:50:53,617 -How do you do? -Hi there. 1111 00:50:53,750 --> 00:50:54,584 How are you? 1112 00:50:54,718 --> 00:50:55,585 I'm swell. How about you? 1113 00:50:55,719 --> 00:50:56,887 And what's the meaning of this, 1114 00:50:57,020 --> 00:50:59,122 hanging around of the park with a perfect stranger? 1115 00:50:59,589 --> 00:51:02,993 Oh, uh, I was just, I was just giving, uh, 1116 00:51:03,126 --> 00:51:04,961 Jenny tips on how to spot muggers. 1117 00:51:05,262 --> 00:51:06,863 The best way to tell is when their arm 1118 00:51:06,997 --> 00:51:09,166 -goes around your throat. -Oh, Jerry! [laughs] 1119 00:51:09,299 --> 00:51:12,969 He's an old friend. Um, we grew up together. 1120 00:51:13,370 --> 00:51:14,938 You don't mean you're from Buffalo. 1121 00:51:15,072 --> 00:51:16,306 Well, that's, that's not the kind of thing 1122 00:51:16,440 --> 00:51:17,641 we like to talk about. 1123 00:51:17,774 --> 00:51:18,975 Oh, Audrey, come on. 1124 00:51:19,109 --> 00:51:21,878 You know very well, I'm a born and bred Cincinnatian 1125 00:51:22,012 --> 00:51:23,080 [Jerry] Cincinnatier. 1126 00:51:23,213 --> 00:51:24,081 [Jenny] Right. 1127 00:51:25,115 --> 00:51:27,217 We've been joking about that since we were kids. 1128 00:51:28,318 --> 00:51:29,586 Look, we're just going back for drinks. 1129 00:51:29,719 --> 00:51:30,921 Why don't you join us? 1130 00:51:31,555 --> 00:51:33,757 Oh, I don't think so. But thank you anyway. 1131 00:51:33,890 --> 00:51:35,058 Of course you will. 1132 00:51:35,192 --> 00:51:36,460 You can leave Preston a note 1133 00:51:36,593 --> 00:51:37,828 to come over when he gets home. 1134 00:51:37,961 --> 00:51:41,264 Oh, Preston's in St. Louis on business. 1135 00:51:42,866 --> 00:51:46,670 Then don't leave a note. Come on, Mr. Green. 1136 00:51:46,970 --> 00:51:49,106 I'll wheel Benjamin. You can wheel Audrey. 1137 00:51:51,641 --> 00:51:54,544 If you just give me a push to get me started, 1138 00:51:54,678 --> 00:51:56,246 I think I can make it on my own. 1139 00:51:58,615 --> 00:52:01,785 Well, that's, that's fine with me if it's okay with Jenny. 1140 00:52:02,486 --> 00:52:03,553 [dramatic opera music] 1141 00:52:03,687 --> 00:52:06,523 Audrey, I need some lemon peel! 1142 00:52:06,656 --> 00:52:08,792 I'll get it! 1143 00:52:08,925 --> 00:52:11,761 Would somebody gather the goodies into the dining room? 1144 00:52:11,895 --> 00:52:13,296 [Jenny] Coming! 1145 00:52:13,430 --> 00:52:15,832 [opera singer vocalizing] 1146 00:52:15,966 --> 00:52:19,302 See if you can drop the tray. 1147 00:52:19,436 --> 00:52:21,538 It's that horrible dip Audrey makes. 1148 00:52:21,671 --> 00:52:24,040 -Ernest! -A paternal gesture, my love. 1149 00:52:24,174 --> 00:52:27,344 [opera singer vocalizing] 1150 00:52:27,477 --> 00:52:29,012 Well, here we are. 1151 00:52:30,313 --> 00:52:34,017 Oh, tell me, is that "Jerry" Gerald or Jerome? 1152 00:52:34,151 --> 00:52:38,155 Jerome. My mother was a nut for saints. 1153 00:52:38,989 --> 00:52:40,824 [opera singer singing in foreign language] 1154 00:52:40,957 --> 00:52:43,827 Excuse me, are you in any kind of acoustic pain? 1155 00:52:43,960 --> 00:52:46,296 What? Oh, I'll turn it down. 1156 00:52:47,130 --> 00:52:51,001 [opera singer singing in foreign language] 1157 00:52:51,134 --> 00:52:52,903 Excuse me. 1158 00:52:53,036 --> 00:52:57,707 [opera singer singing in foreign language] 1159 00:52:57,841 --> 00:53:01,077 [dramatic orchestral music] 1160 00:53:01,211 --> 00:53:03,847 Well, this beats sitting in the park, doesn't it? 1161 00:53:03,980 --> 00:53:08,051 Good booze, good neighbors, and an old Cincinnatier. 1162 00:53:10,587 --> 00:53:14,191 It's a shame Preston isn't here. When's he due back? 1163 00:53:14,324 --> 00:53:17,527 Oh, he didn't exactly know. Three or four days probably. 1164 00:53:18,128 --> 00:53:20,597 Well, here's to him, and up St. Louis. 1165 00:53:20,730 --> 00:53:22,699 -Yeah. -[Benjamin crying] 1166 00:53:24,868 --> 00:53:29,506 If you're worrying, don't. I speak no evil. 1167 00:53:30,240 --> 00:53:31,741 Well, Ernest, there's nothing to really-- 1168 00:53:31,875 --> 00:53:32,909 Shh! 1169 00:53:33,376 --> 00:53:37,180 That gorgeous concoction is Uncle Audrey's health dip. 1170 00:53:37,314 --> 00:53:41,218 Yogurt and sunflower seeds, it detoxifies martinis. 1171 00:53:41,918 --> 00:53:43,186 And here's milk for Benjamin. 1172 00:53:47,090 --> 00:53:49,326 -Where is Benjamin? -Um... 1173 00:53:49,459 --> 00:53:52,729 [dramatic piano music] 1174 00:53:52,862 --> 00:53:54,030 [Jerry] Who the hell? 1175 00:53:56,166 --> 00:53:57,968 Who the hell is the, uh, [chuckles] 1176 00:53:58,101 --> 00:53:59,769 brash young man playing the piano? 1177 00:54:00,403 --> 00:54:03,607 That's Freddy. Chopin, isn't he marvelous? 1178 00:54:04,608 --> 00:54:07,644 You must have a fantastic taxidermist in the neighborhood. 1179 00:54:09,179 --> 00:54:10,146 It's a startling effect. 1180 00:54:10,280 --> 00:54:12,649 Oh, [laughs] they do that to everyone. 1181 00:54:12,782 --> 00:54:14,851 Don't you ever get tired of that, Ernest? 1182 00:54:14,985 --> 00:54:16,253 Never. 1183 00:54:16,386 --> 00:54:19,155 Don't be silly, darling. You've seen it a hundred times. 1184 00:54:19,289 --> 00:54:23,927 Jenny, why are you so nervous? Come, drink up your potion. 1185 00:54:24,527 --> 00:54:29,232 Well, it's probably because Preston is away, 1186 00:54:30,400 --> 00:54:32,969 But this lovely Mr. Green here. 1187 00:54:34,237 --> 00:54:35,805 Hello from Cincinnati. 1188 00:54:36,273 --> 00:54:38,241 [Audrey laughs] 1189 00:54:38,975 --> 00:54:40,977 We're just, we're just childhood-- 1190 00:54:41,678 --> 00:54:42,679 Buddies. 1191 00:54:42,812 --> 00:54:43,713 [calm piano music] 1192 00:54:43,847 --> 00:54:45,148 Almost, not even. 1193 00:54:45,282 --> 00:54:47,284 [Benjamin laughing] 1194 00:54:47,417 --> 00:54:48,985 Zooms, Benjamin has the deadly nightshade. 1195 00:54:49,119 --> 00:54:50,320 Audrey, I'm sorry. 1196 00:54:50,453 --> 00:54:52,455 Don't be silly, darling. We can always grow another. 1197 00:54:52,589 --> 00:54:55,358 Can't you read the don't pick the flower sign yet? 1198 00:54:55,492 --> 00:54:57,527 Oh, he's a slow developer. Here, I'll get his milk. 1199 00:54:57,661 --> 00:55:00,163 [calm piano music] 1200 00:55:00,297 --> 00:55:01,164 No. 1201 00:55:04,267 --> 00:55:08,004 Ah, oh, I seem to have entered the dip. 1202 00:55:08,138 --> 00:55:12,342 Oh, what a shame. Here, let me get you a towel. 1203 00:55:12,475 --> 00:55:14,344 Uh, no, actually, this is my only good sleeve. 1204 00:55:14,477 --> 00:55:15,712 I better wash it off before it hardens. 1205 00:55:15,845 --> 00:55:16,846 Where's the bathroom? 1206 00:55:16,980 --> 00:55:18,315 Just take a right. You can't miss it. 1207 00:55:18,448 --> 00:55:19,849 I, I've never missed one in my life. 1208 00:55:19,983 --> 00:55:25,522 Oh, Jenny, Jenny, Jenny, he is absolutely beautiful. 1209 00:55:25,655 --> 00:55:28,925 Tell mother, where did you really meet him? 1210 00:55:29,059 --> 00:55:30,894 Do I detect something more 1211 00:55:31,027 --> 00:55:34,497 than your maidenly blush on your damask cheeks? 1212 00:55:35,198 --> 00:55:38,335 [calm piano music] 1213 00:55:39,602 --> 00:55:43,039 [device ticking] 1214 00:55:45,875 --> 00:55:48,912 [calm piano music] 1215 00:55:55,085 --> 00:55:57,721 [audio warbling] 1216 00:55:57,887 --> 00:56:02,325 [Jerry] 12, uh, 12 dollars plus carfare, 1217 00:56:02,459 --> 00:56:04,260 uh, that would be 13 dollars. 1218 00:56:04,561 --> 00:56:06,129 [Jenny] Okay . 1219 00:56:08,898 --> 00:56:11,935 [calm piano music] 1220 00:56:14,838 --> 00:56:16,773 [Audrey] But have you tried? 1221 00:56:16,906 --> 00:56:19,409 Far be it for me, but shouldn't you take 1222 00:56:19,542 --> 00:56:20,944 a more progressive approach? 1223 00:56:22,078 --> 00:56:24,714 Are you sure he can't drink from a glass? 1224 00:56:24,848 --> 00:56:27,050 Ah, cold water, does it every time. 1225 00:56:27,183 --> 00:56:28,818 I learned it at my mother's, uh, my mother's knee. 1226 00:56:28,952 --> 00:56:31,054 If it dries, there'll be nothing but a big stain. 1227 00:56:31,187 --> 00:56:32,088 Well, I think it's time 1228 00:56:32,222 --> 00:56:33,623 for this little boy to go to bed. 1229 00:56:33,757 --> 00:56:34,791 But we've barely started! 1230 00:56:34,924 --> 00:56:37,127 Let him go. Put out some more flowers. 1231 00:56:37,260 --> 00:56:39,829 Another time, thank you. He's really tired. 1232 00:56:39,963 --> 00:56:40,830 Well, it was lovely. 1233 00:56:40,964 --> 00:56:41,798 I'll get the stroller. 1234 00:56:41,931 --> 00:56:42,799 Oh, thank you. 1235 00:56:42,932 --> 00:56:44,200 Jenny, my love. 1236 00:56:44,334 --> 00:56:46,536 Consider this your second home while Preston is away. 1237 00:56:47,070 --> 00:56:49,606 Except tonight, we're going to the opera. 1238 00:56:50,740 --> 00:56:52,409 This is a season of their own. 1239 00:56:52,542 --> 00:56:54,444 Audrey actually likes "Siegfried." 1240 00:56:54,577 --> 00:56:56,813 I hate the son of a bitch except for his hat. 1241 00:56:56,946 --> 00:56:58,581 What is your friend doing in the living room? 1242 00:56:58,715 --> 00:57:00,150 [Audrey] Jenny, let me get your coat. 1243 00:57:01,151 --> 00:57:02,786 Just admiring your carpet. 1244 00:57:05,989 --> 00:57:06,956 It's beautiful. 1245 00:57:07,090 --> 00:57:09,492 [calm piano music] 1246 00:57:14,764 --> 00:57:19,436 I love carpets. Love, love carpet. 1247 00:57:21,171 --> 00:57:22,272 Thank you. 1248 00:57:23,640 --> 00:57:24,974 Nice meeting you and your dip. 1249 00:57:25,108 --> 00:57:26,276 [laughs] Nice meeting you. 1250 00:57:26,409 --> 00:57:27,310 Ciao. 1251 00:57:27,444 --> 00:57:28,578 Ciao. 1252 00:57:28,711 --> 00:57:30,013 I'll speak to you tomorrow, Jenny. 1253 00:57:30,146 --> 00:57:31,114 [Jenny] Okay, bye-bye! 1254 00:57:31,247 --> 00:57:32,282 Bye. 1255 00:57:32,415 --> 00:57:35,518 [solemn piano music] 1256 00:57:46,996 --> 00:57:49,332 [Benjamin crying] 1257 00:57:52,335 --> 00:57:53,503 [door slams] 1258 00:57:55,638 --> 00:57:57,941 [elevator door rumbles] 1259 00:58:02,979 --> 00:58:05,715 [footsteps tapping] 1260 00:58:06,850 --> 00:58:09,185 What is it? What happened? 1261 00:58:10,653 --> 00:58:12,355 The receiver to our bug is in their apartment. 1262 00:58:12,489 --> 00:58:13,656 They're taping us. 1263 00:58:13,790 --> 00:58:15,058 I don't understand. 1264 00:58:15,191 --> 00:58:16,860 Neither do I, but the detective is not a detective. 1265 00:58:16,993 --> 00:58:18,328 And those people next door, 1266 00:58:18,461 --> 00:58:19,796 they're a part of this whole deal. 1267 00:58:19,929 --> 00:58:21,498 -Ernest and Audrey? -I heard the tape! 1268 00:58:22,398 --> 00:58:25,001 Well, I, they're our-- our friends. 1269 00:58:25,134 --> 00:58:26,536 Jenny, I don't know what they are, 1270 00:58:26,669 --> 00:58:28,371 but things are beginning to open up. 1271 00:58:28,505 --> 00:58:30,206 [Benjamin crying] 1272 00:58:30,340 --> 00:58:32,275 Put Benjamin, put Benjamin to sleep. 1273 00:58:32,408 --> 00:58:33,810 I'm gonna go look at the papers 1274 00:58:33,943 --> 00:58:35,445 you got from Preston's office. 1275 00:58:43,186 --> 00:58:44,521 [Jerry exhales loudly] 1276 00:58:44,654 --> 00:58:45,421 [door slams] 1277 00:58:45,555 --> 00:58:46,789 He's asleep. 1278 00:58:46,923 --> 00:58:48,424 You don't have to whisper in here. I checked the room. 1279 00:58:48,791 --> 00:58:50,426 Who is Garrett Frelinghuysen? 1280 00:58:50,860 --> 00:58:52,128 I don't know. 1281 00:58:52,262 --> 00:58:53,496 You don't know? 1282 00:58:53,630 --> 00:58:54,564 Preston was supposed to have lunch with him today. 1283 00:58:54,697 --> 00:58:55,532 No. 1284 00:58:55,665 --> 00:58:56,499 You never heard that name. 1285 00:58:56,633 --> 00:58:57,567 No. 1286 00:58:58,034 --> 00:59:00,904 Why does it seem familiar to me? Garrett Frelinghuysen. 1287 00:59:01,738 --> 00:59:02,906 What are these numbers? 1288 00:59:03,039 --> 00:59:04,607 [sighs] I don't know, it could be anything, 1289 00:59:04,741 --> 00:59:06,075 annuities or something. 1290 00:59:06,843 --> 00:59:09,145 And this, all this stuff is nothing. 1291 00:59:09,279 --> 00:59:13,583 It's all life insurance policies, 1292 00:59:13,716 --> 00:59:16,386 shipping insurance, endowments, endowments. 1293 00:59:18,454 --> 00:59:19,989 [sighs] Jewelry and fur floater. 1294 00:59:20,123 --> 00:59:23,693 Oh, and that's Garrett Frelinghuysen. 1295 00:59:24,427 --> 00:59:26,062 No wonder it sounded familiar. I just saw it. 1296 00:59:26,195 --> 00:59:27,597 The whole thing means nothing. 1297 00:59:27,730 --> 00:59:30,767 Okay, what about, uh, Ernest and Audrey? 1298 00:59:30,900 --> 00:59:32,168 What do they do for a living? 1299 00:59:32,302 --> 00:59:34,904 Nothing. Audrey has money. 1300 00:59:35,038 --> 00:59:36,506 I think they play the market. 1301 00:59:39,943 --> 00:59:42,312 Have you ever, uh, met anyone over at their place 1302 00:59:42,445 --> 00:59:44,647 named Frank Danziger? 1303 00:59:44,781 --> 00:59:45,648 [Jenny] No. 1304 00:59:46,416 --> 00:59:48,818 Well, that's probably not his real name anyway. 1305 00:59:48,952 --> 00:59:52,822 He's a horribly large person, sort of looks like a trunk. 1306 00:59:53,423 --> 00:59:54,791 Who is he again? 1307 00:59:54,924 --> 00:59:57,427 [Jerry] He's the detective who's not a detective. 1308 00:59:58,061 --> 01:00:00,263 He's got a real badge, though. He can park anywhere. 1309 01:00:00,763 --> 01:00:02,265 He coulda killed Preston. 1310 01:00:04,400 --> 01:00:06,903 Ernest coulda killed him, too, maybe like this. 1311 01:00:07,437 --> 01:00:09,539 Okay, they're across the hall in their apartment. 1312 01:00:09,672 --> 01:00:11,174 They, uh, they're looking through their peephole. 1313 01:00:11,307 --> 01:00:13,176 They see Preston come out of the elevator. 1314 01:00:13,309 --> 01:00:15,178 One of them opens the door and says, "Hi there. 1315 01:00:15,311 --> 01:00:16,546 How about a night cap?" 1316 01:00:17,747 --> 01:00:19,315 You know, and so it went... 1317 01:00:20,883 --> 01:00:21,784 maybe. 1318 01:00:22,986 --> 01:00:24,554 But what would their motive be? 1319 01:00:25,822 --> 01:00:28,291 Well, I don't think Ernest could be involved in a murder. 1320 01:00:28,825 --> 01:00:31,127 Then what was the tape recorder doing over there? 1321 01:00:31,260 --> 01:00:33,129 I don't know. 1322 01:00:34,831 --> 01:00:37,033 Okay, we'll tape record them. 1323 01:00:37,166 --> 01:00:39,469 Oh, you are gonna put the microphone in their apartment? 1324 01:00:39,602 --> 01:00:41,004 Right, while they're at the opera. 1325 01:00:41,137 --> 01:00:43,272 Oh, how? 1326 01:00:43,640 --> 01:00:45,842 I don't know. I'll have to break in there somehow. 1327 01:00:45,975 --> 01:00:47,176 Oh, that's terrific. 1328 01:00:47,310 --> 01:00:50,847 Yeah, and I'll run this, uh, wire along the terrace. 1329 01:00:50,980 --> 01:00:52,315 You can't! 1330 01:00:52,448 --> 01:00:53,850 Why? I've got plenty of wire. 1331 01:00:53,983 --> 01:00:55,718 That's not what I mean! 1332 01:00:55,852 --> 01:00:57,353 I mean this whole thing is stupid, 1333 01:00:57,487 --> 01:00:58,821 -and we're amateurs! -Jenny, wait! 1334 01:00:58,955 --> 01:01:01,124 And you can't just go around doing that! 1335 01:01:01,257 --> 01:01:02,659 -Jenny, Jenny, wait, wait. -Just, I mean, 1336 01:01:02,792 --> 01:01:04,193 -it's not gonna work, you know? -Wait, wait! 1337 01:01:04,327 --> 01:01:06,162 Listen, listen, when I was a kid, when I was a kid, 1338 01:01:06,295 --> 01:01:07,797 my father had one word of advice he gave me. 1339 01:01:07,930 --> 01:01:09,232 I'll never forget it. You know what he said? 1340 01:01:09,365 --> 01:01:11,501 "Jerome, if ever you are in serious, 1341 01:01:11,634 --> 01:01:16,172 deep, desperate trouble, remember that God 1342 01:01:16,305 --> 01:01:17,674 in His infinite wisdom has ordained 1343 01:01:17,807 --> 01:01:18,875 that I'll be playing pinochle, 1344 01:01:19,008 --> 01:01:20,610 and you'll handle the whole thing yourself." 1345 01:01:20,743 --> 01:01:24,347 [chuckles] You're trying to make me laugh. 1346 01:01:24,480 --> 01:01:27,350 Oh, you laughing may be, uh, too broad a gesture. 1347 01:01:27,483 --> 01:01:29,352 A simple smile may be more appropriate. 1348 01:01:29,485 --> 01:01:31,621 [Jenny laughing] 1349 01:01:32,422 --> 01:01:35,024 [Jenny] How are you gonna get around that barrier? 1350 01:01:36,059 --> 01:01:38,094 Jerry, you can't possibly go over that. 1351 01:01:39,062 --> 01:01:41,064 Really a decorative number, huh? 1352 01:01:42,398 --> 01:01:44,734 Good neighbor, contemporary Gothic. 1353 01:01:45,968 --> 01:01:47,336 Jerry. 1354 01:01:48,671 --> 01:01:51,941 It's okay. I'll be right back. 1355 01:01:58,147 --> 01:01:59,248 If I'm going. 1356 01:01:59,382 --> 01:02:01,384 -Jerry! -No, I'm going, okay. 1357 01:02:01,517 --> 01:02:02,485 [Jenny] Be careful. 1358 01:02:02,618 --> 01:02:05,221 No, no, no, the, the, uh, tricky part, 1359 01:02:06,489 --> 01:02:10,593 tricky part is, uh, is, uh, somehow getting 1360 01:02:10,727 --> 01:02:12,662 through their French doors, 1361 01:02:12,795 --> 01:02:14,964 which are probably locked. [chuckles] 1362 01:02:15,098 --> 01:02:17,333 [barrier creaking] 1363 01:02:17,467 --> 01:02:21,971 And then I've got to, uh, cleverly hide the mic, 1364 01:02:24,540 --> 01:02:29,479 and then, I've got to run the wire 1365 01:02:29,612 --> 01:02:32,148 back along the terrace without anybody seeing me. 1366 01:02:35,351 --> 01:02:39,589 Ah, this, uh, climbing out on the ledge part 1367 01:02:39,722 --> 01:02:40,790 [siren blaring] 1368 01:02:40,923 --> 01:02:42,125 facing instant death plus prolonged screaming 1369 01:02:42,258 --> 01:02:44,660 on the way down is relatively simple. 1370 01:02:44,794 --> 01:02:47,497 [siren blaring] 1371 01:02:52,602 --> 01:02:54,437 Oh, I'm surprised I thought of it. 1372 01:02:54,837 --> 01:02:56,773 -[Jerry and Jenny shout] -[objects clattering] 1373 01:02:59,742 --> 01:03:02,779 That's okay, I got it. It's okay. 1374 01:03:03,312 --> 01:03:05,314 [horn honks] 1375 01:03:15,158 --> 01:03:17,627 [horn honks] 1376 01:03:28,271 --> 01:03:31,040 [door creaks] 1377 01:03:31,174 --> 01:03:32,975 [cars whooshing] 1378 01:03:33,609 --> 01:03:35,311 [door clicks] 1379 01:03:35,611 --> 01:03:37,580 [footsteps tapping] 1380 01:03:37,713 --> 01:03:38,815 [hammer knocks] 1381 01:03:41,951 --> 01:03:43,820 [shoes squeaking] 1382 01:03:44,687 --> 01:03:46,989 [leaves rustling] 1383 01:03:49,625 --> 01:03:53,329 [lively piano music] 1384 01:04:02,905 --> 01:04:04,240 Oh! 1385 01:04:04,373 --> 01:04:08,344 [lively piano music continues] 1386 01:04:19,488 --> 01:04:20,323 Oh! 1387 01:04:20,456 --> 01:04:23,192 [lively piano music continues] 1388 01:04:23,326 --> 01:04:24,026 [Jenny] What happened? 1389 01:04:24,160 --> 01:04:24,894 They're dead. 1390 01:04:25,027 --> 01:04:26,195 -Dead! -Both of them. 1391 01:04:26,329 --> 01:04:27,930 They're in there with big knives sticking out. 1392 01:04:28,064 --> 01:04:29,365 -Oh, no! -Completely killed. 1393 01:04:29,498 --> 01:04:31,601 I mean, they are dead, totally. 1394 01:04:32,335 --> 01:04:33,636 -Oh, shit. -What? 1395 01:04:33,769 --> 01:04:35,638 I gotta go back in there and get the tapes they made of us. 1396 01:04:35,771 --> 01:04:36,873 No, no, you can't! 1397 01:04:37,006 --> 01:04:38,941 Go get Benjamin dressed. I'll be back. 1398 01:04:39,075 --> 01:04:40,810 -No! -We gotta get outta here. 1399 01:04:40,943 --> 01:04:41,811 Hurry! 1400 01:04:44,247 --> 01:04:49,285 -[footsteps tapping] -[Jerry panting] 1401 01:04:53,022 --> 01:04:54,924 -[objects clattering] -[Jerry shouts] 1402 01:04:59,128 --> 01:05:01,264 [Jerry gasps and shouts] 1403 01:05:01,697 --> 01:05:03,132 It's only golf clubs! 1404 01:05:05,868 --> 01:05:09,939 [Jerry retching] 1405 01:05:14,777 --> 01:05:16,979 When it's really crucial, I never throw up. 1406 01:05:17,780 --> 01:05:19,548 [Jerry gasping] 1407 01:05:19,682 --> 01:05:20,983 [toilet flushing] 1408 01:05:21,117 --> 01:05:22,952 Oh, God, no luck. 1409 01:05:23,085 --> 01:05:27,924 -[Jerry panting] -[water whooshing] 1410 01:05:30,993 --> 01:05:33,262 [recorder clicking] 1411 01:05:33,396 --> 01:05:36,165 [water gurgling] 1412 01:05:48,577 --> 01:05:51,447 [water splashing] 1413 01:05:53,950 --> 01:05:56,752 [water gurgling] 1414 01:05:59,889 --> 01:06:03,526 [taxi engine rumbling] 1415 01:06:03,659 --> 01:06:05,294 [taxi door clicks] 1416 01:06:05,428 --> 01:06:06,696 [horn honks] 1417 01:06:12,034 --> 01:06:13,235 [taxi door slams] 1418 01:06:13,369 --> 01:06:15,671 I have to get Benjamin down as soon as possible. 1419 01:06:16,639 --> 01:06:18,307 [Jerry] Do you think they're real? 1420 01:06:18,507 --> 01:06:19,909 Now, that's a stupid question. 1421 01:06:20,042 --> 01:06:22,778 Who's gonna hide fake jewelry in a toilet? 1422 01:06:23,980 --> 01:06:27,850 Garrett Frelinghuysen, jewelry and furs floater. 1423 01:06:28,584 --> 01:06:30,920 You think this stuff's worth a million and a half bucks? 1424 01:06:31,053 --> 01:06:34,857 26-carat, square cut, blue-white diamond ring. 1425 01:06:34,991 --> 01:06:37,159 Diamond pendant containing, 1426 01:06:37,293 --> 01:06:40,529 ruby necklace, emerald choker. 1427 01:06:40,663 --> 01:06:44,367 That's a painful item. Look, it's all here. 1428 01:06:44,500 --> 01:06:50,072 And Preston was supposed to have lunch with him today. 1429 01:06:51,941 --> 01:06:53,275 Guess what? [chuckles] 1430 01:06:53,409 --> 01:06:54,377 What? 1431 01:06:55,077 --> 01:06:58,047 I think I know maybe how it all fits together. 1432 01:06:58,180 --> 01:06:59,048 Yeah? 1433 01:07:00,249 --> 01:07:01,584 See if this makes sense. 1434 01:07:03,152 --> 01:07:05,421 I remember once Preston telling me 1435 01:07:05,554 --> 01:07:08,124 that his company made private deals 1436 01:07:08,257 --> 01:07:12,028 to have stolen merchandise returned to the clients, 1437 01:07:12,161 --> 01:07:15,564 and then they paid the thieves half the insured value. 1438 01:07:15,698 --> 01:07:19,201 It was all done very quietly without involving the police, 1439 01:07:20,436 --> 01:07:22,538 and it helped the company save money. 1440 01:07:25,041 --> 01:07:26,575 He was very proud of that. 1441 01:07:30,813 --> 01:07:32,715 Preston... 1442 01:07:33,416 --> 01:07:35,684 he was the company man who briefed Ernest 1443 01:07:35,818 --> 01:07:38,287 or, or whoever on which clients had what jewelry where, 1444 01:07:38,421 --> 01:07:39,755 and then he made the, the deals 1445 01:07:39,889 --> 01:07:41,457 for the payments after the jewelry was stolen 1446 01:07:41,590 --> 01:07:42,591 for a cut of the money. 1447 01:07:42,725 --> 01:07:44,093 Look at this. Look at these numbers! 1448 01:07:44,460 --> 01:07:47,163 A million and a half dollars worth of jewelry stolen, right? 1449 01:07:47,830 --> 01:07:49,932 Okay, the company's willing to pay half to get it back. 1450 01:07:50,066 --> 01:07:53,235 That's 750,000 dollars divided by four shares. 1451 01:07:53,369 --> 01:07:57,306 That's Ernest, Audrey, Danziger, and Preston. 1452 01:07:58,674 --> 01:08:01,177 And then it's divided by three shares. 1453 01:08:01,310 --> 01:08:02,812 Well, maybe Preston was demanding a third 1454 01:08:02,945 --> 01:08:05,247 instead of a quarter, and they killed him for it. 1455 01:08:07,716 --> 01:08:09,452 And then Danziger killed Ernest and Audrey 1456 01:08:09,585 --> 01:08:11,487 because this last haul was really gonna be a big one. 1457 01:08:11,620 --> 01:08:12,955 He wanted it all for himself, 1458 01:08:13,089 --> 01:08:14,924 and I surprised him in there when he was looking for it! 1459 01:08:15,391 --> 01:08:17,460 But why would they kill Preston? 1460 01:08:18,627 --> 01:08:19,728 He was their middleman. 1461 01:08:19,862 --> 01:08:21,897 It makes sense, and it doesn't make sense. 1462 01:08:22,731 --> 01:08:27,169 Oh! Ooh, damn! 1463 01:08:27,303 --> 01:08:28,170 Jenny? 1464 01:08:46,055 --> 01:08:51,193 Oh, oh, I think I have a plan 1465 01:08:51,327 --> 01:08:54,263 which is so insane I hesitate to even think I thought it. 1466 01:08:59,235 --> 01:09:03,472 You see, the only one left in this thing is Danziger, right? 1467 01:09:03,606 --> 01:09:05,107 And that's obviously not his real name, 1468 01:09:05,241 --> 01:09:06,642 so we have no way of finding him 1469 01:09:06,775 --> 01:09:09,044 without me risking my life, which is part of the plan. 1470 01:09:09,178 --> 01:09:10,412 Oh, come on. 1471 01:09:10,546 --> 01:09:12,515 [Jerry] No, likewise, he has no way of finding us. 1472 01:09:13,916 --> 01:09:15,317 Ernest and Audrey knew your name. 1473 01:09:15,451 --> 01:09:16,785 If they told him, all he has to do 1474 01:09:16,919 --> 01:09:18,454 is look it up in the phone book 1475 01:09:18,854 --> 01:09:20,055 Not listed. 1476 01:09:21,490 --> 01:09:23,959 In New York, the heavy breathers call fellas, too. 1477 01:09:26,195 --> 01:09:28,697 So Jenny, so you and Benjamin, 1478 01:09:28,831 --> 01:09:31,033 you're totally safe here, totally. 1479 01:09:32,701 --> 01:09:34,136 You see, somebody's gonna start discovering 1480 01:09:34,270 --> 01:09:35,504 these dead bodies pretty soon, 1481 01:09:35,638 --> 01:09:37,273 so I can't waste time, and neither can Danziger. 1482 01:09:37,406 --> 01:09:38,874 If he wants to find the jewelry, 1483 01:09:39,008 --> 01:09:41,076 he's gotta go back there and look for it. 1484 01:09:42,278 --> 01:09:44,013 So according to my plan, 1485 01:09:44,146 --> 01:09:48,217 no, you'd have me committed if I told you. [sighs] 1486 01:09:48,751 --> 01:09:51,554 [romantic music] 1487 01:09:55,124 --> 01:09:58,060 [thunder rumbling] 1488 01:09:59,728 --> 01:10:02,231 [rain pattering] 1489 01:10:02,364 --> 01:10:05,367 Oh, boy, in the midst of all this terror, 1490 01:10:05,501 --> 01:10:07,636 I just had a really terrifying thought. 1491 01:10:08,304 --> 01:10:09,605 What? 1492 01:10:09,738 --> 01:10:12,575 Suppose you spent the rest of your life in Cincinnati. 1493 01:10:12,841 --> 01:10:15,244 Don't ever say that again. 1494 01:10:16,078 --> 01:10:19,248 Let's just talk about how happy I am you woke me. 1495 01:10:21,183 --> 01:10:22,918 [romantic music continues] 1496 01:10:23,052 --> 01:10:25,821 [thunder cracks] 1497 01:10:27,423 --> 01:10:32,461 -[thunder rumbling] -[romantic music continues] 1498 01:10:34,230 --> 01:10:37,499 [light-hearted music] 1499 01:10:40,202 --> 01:10:42,905 Oh, Benjamin, I swear I'm gonna make this up to ya. 1500 01:10:45,007 --> 01:10:48,611 [chortling] Hello there, youngster. 1501 01:10:48,744 --> 01:10:50,145 My name is Harvey Chortle. 1502 01:10:50,279 --> 01:10:52,481 - What's yours? -[Jenny laughing] 1503 01:10:52,615 --> 01:10:55,251 [Harvey chortling] 1504 01:10:55,384 --> 01:10:59,321 [light-hearted music continues] 1505 01:11:04,460 --> 01:11:08,397 Diamonds into the abdominal cavity, and suture. 1506 01:11:09,765 --> 01:11:11,066 [solemn music] 1507 01:11:11,200 --> 01:11:13,535 Hey, Jerry, what are you doing in so early? 1508 01:11:13,669 --> 01:11:15,404 Oh, I'm, uh, I'm sort of, uh, lobbying 1509 01:11:15,537 --> 01:11:17,239 for daylight saving to come back. 1510 01:11:18,607 --> 01:11:21,710 [ominous music] 1511 01:11:21,844 --> 01:11:22,711 Hi, Judy. 1512 01:11:24,079 --> 01:11:26,949 [whimsical music] 1513 01:11:29,985 --> 01:11:32,621 [solemn music] 1514 01:11:44,667 --> 01:11:47,636 [whimsical music] 1515 01:12:03,686 --> 01:12:05,321 Good morning, sir. Can I help you? 1516 01:12:05,454 --> 01:12:07,723 Yes, I'm Dr. Robertson, Mr. Moore's physician. 1517 01:12:07,856 --> 01:12:08,724 He's expecting me. 1518 01:12:08,857 --> 01:12:10,392 Oh, yes, got the flu, has he? 1519 01:12:10,526 --> 01:12:11,760 Yes, he has. 1520 01:12:11,894 --> 01:12:13,896 So I'll just go right up because this is a house call. 1521 01:12:15,030 --> 01:12:17,933 [whimsical music] 1522 01:12:29,678 --> 01:12:32,047 Information regarding jewelry available, 1523 01:12:32,181 --> 01:12:34,850 Macy's toy department today only after 2 p.m. 1524 01:12:34,983 --> 01:12:36,385 Wear a beret. 1525 01:12:36,518 --> 01:12:39,321 [dramatic music] 1526 01:12:52,000 --> 01:12:54,870 [whimsical music] 1527 01:13:04,380 --> 01:13:07,249 [paper crackling] 1528 01:13:10,319 --> 01:13:12,988 [jarring music] 1529 01:13:18,394 --> 01:13:19,528 Oh! 1530 01:13:20,262 --> 01:13:21,397 Oh. 1531 01:13:23,899 --> 01:13:26,635 D-Danziger, is, is that you? Oh! 1532 01:13:28,704 --> 01:13:32,107 [footsteps tapping] 1533 01:13:32,241 --> 01:13:35,377 Oh. [panting] 1534 01:13:35,511 --> 01:13:36,945 [door thuds] 1535 01:13:42,284 --> 01:13:45,120 [paper crackling] 1536 01:13:45,721 --> 01:13:46,955 Well, how is Mr. Moore? 1537 01:13:47,089 --> 01:13:49,124 Stand back. I'm covered with germs. 1538 01:13:50,893 --> 01:13:52,294 [bells jingling] 1539 01:13:52,428 --> 01:13:55,130 [phone ringing] 1540 01:13:59,435 --> 01:14:00,702 Hello? 1541 01:14:00,836 --> 01:14:02,838 [Jerry] Jenny, uh, so far everything's fine, 1542 01:14:02,971 --> 01:14:04,006 except for one item. 1543 01:14:04,139 --> 01:14:05,741 Are you sitting down? 1544 01:14:07,142 --> 01:14:10,412 Frank Danziger, he's lying besides Ernest. 1545 01:14:10,546 --> 01:14:12,581 He's got a big knife sticking out of his back. 1546 01:14:12,714 --> 01:14:14,316 It's like it's a new fad. 1547 01:14:15,083 --> 01:14:16,785 Jenny, are you listening? 1548 01:14:16,919 --> 01:14:17,986 Yeah. 1549 01:14:18,120 --> 01:14:19,221 So we have an entire new maniac on our hands. 1550 01:14:19,354 --> 01:14:20,722 We don't know who the hell he is. 1551 01:14:20,856 --> 01:14:22,825 I got that note up there in Ernest and Audrey's apartment. 1552 01:14:22,958 --> 01:14:24,693 I think maybe we're in trouble. 1553 01:14:25,761 --> 01:14:27,463 Jenny? 1554 01:14:27,596 --> 01:14:29,631 Jenny, do you hear me? 1555 01:14:29,765 --> 01:14:31,533 I think we have to go to the police, I mean-- 1556 01:14:31,667 --> 01:14:34,770 We can't! They're gonna think I killed Danziger. 1557 01:14:36,271 --> 01:14:37,806 Look, I'll call you back later. 1558 01:14:38,040 --> 01:14:40,175 Jenny, I love you. I want you to stay there. 1559 01:14:40,309 --> 01:14:42,211 Don't move. Lock up everything in sight. 1560 01:14:42,344 --> 01:14:43,212 How's Benjamin? 1561 01:14:44,513 --> 01:14:47,549 [footsteps tapping] 1562 01:14:49,518 --> 01:14:51,153 The dentist gave me such a shot of Novocain, 1563 01:14:51,286 --> 01:14:53,088 I'm numb all the way down to my hip. 1564 01:14:54,056 --> 01:14:55,891 Total gum replacement. 1565 01:14:56,024 --> 01:14:57,993 Right after lunch, I gotta tell the supervisor. 1566 01:14:58,126 --> 01:14:59,828 [whimsical music] 1567 01:14:59,962 --> 01:15:02,898 [foreboding music] 1568 01:15:25,521 --> 01:15:28,223 [phone ringing] 1569 01:15:32,327 --> 01:15:35,097 [phone continues ringing] 1570 01:15:35,230 --> 01:15:39,034 [foreboding music continues] 1571 01:15:39,167 --> 01:15:42,704 [phone continues ringing] 1572 01:15:43,972 --> 01:15:47,943 [phone receiver clicks] 1573 01:15:48,076 --> 01:15:51,046 [foreboding music continues] 1574 01:15:51,179 --> 01:15:54,216 [dial tone buzzing] 1575 01:15:55,284 --> 01:15:59,087 [foreboding music continues] 1576 01:16:23,378 --> 01:16:24,546 Helene, I need a favor. 1577 01:16:24,680 --> 01:16:26,048 What's the matter with you? You look terrible. 1578 01:16:26,181 --> 01:16:27,482 -I know. -I didn't mean that 1579 01:16:27,616 --> 01:16:28,584 in the sense that I'm gonna invest myself emotionally 1580 01:16:28,717 --> 01:16:29,885 in any effort to make you look better. 1581 01:16:30,018 --> 01:16:31,486 No, I wouldn't want you to do that, but thanks. 1582 01:16:31,620 --> 01:16:33,121 You know, in the basement, there's an entire orgy 1583 01:16:33,255 --> 01:16:34,790 of animals that you could relate to. 1584 01:16:34,923 --> 01:16:36,725 Orgy? Come on, Helene, this is important. 1585 01:16:36,858 --> 01:16:38,193 Do you know where I was last night? 1586 01:16:38,327 --> 01:16:40,929 -Oh, please, Helene, I'm-- -In a singles bar all by myself. 1587 01:16:41,063 --> 01:16:42,431 Helene, I'm talking life and death. 1588 01:16:42,564 --> 01:16:43,799 You're talking loneliness. Now, listen to me. 1589 01:16:43,932 --> 01:16:45,167 -I am not! -This is important. 1590 01:16:45,300 --> 01:16:47,002 Do you think I came out of there by myself? Wrong. 1591 01:16:47,135 --> 01:16:49,137 I went home with maybe the most beautiful man 1592 01:16:49,271 --> 01:16:51,306 I've ever met, inwardly. 1593 01:16:51,607 --> 01:16:52,774 What do you mean, life or death? 1594 01:16:52,908 --> 01:16:54,009 I can't explain it. 1595 01:16:54,142 --> 01:16:55,510 Look, would you just do this one favor for me? 1596 01:16:55,644 --> 01:16:56,678 What? 1597 01:16:56,812 --> 01:16:58,080 Do you see the man in the beret over there? 1598 01:16:58,213 --> 01:17:00,015 -Well, that one over there? -Yeah. 1599 01:17:01,350 --> 01:17:05,487 Look I want you to give him this note and walk away. 1600 01:17:05,621 --> 01:17:06,922 -That's the entire favor. -But why? 1601 01:17:07,055 --> 01:17:08,457 Just do this for me, will you, please, 1602 01:17:08,590 --> 01:17:09,625 for old times' sake? 1603 01:17:09,758 --> 01:17:12,127 Do it, do it because God is good, 1604 01:17:12,260 --> 01:17:13,862 and he gave you this beautiful inward man. 1605 01:17:13,996 --> 01:17:15,964 What God? I found him myself. 1606 01:17:16,965 --> 01:17:19,368 Okay, Jerry, for old times' sake, 1607 01:17:19,501 --> 01:17:21,169 and I should have my head examined. 1608 01:17:21,303 --> 01:17:23,438 You know, you really do look terrible. 1609 01:17:23,939 --> 01:17:25,207 Thank you. 1610 01:17:25,507 --> 01:17:29,144 [patrons chattering] 1611 01:17:29,277 --> 01:17:31,980 [heels tapping] 1612 01:17:35,550 --> 01:17:39,121 [Helene speaking faintly] 1613 01:17:44,493 --> 01:17:46,795 [heels tapping] 1614 01:17:46,928 --> 01:17:49,965 [suspenseful music] 1615 01:17:57,139 --> 01:17:59,908 [sinister music] 1616 01:18:09,885 --> 01:18:12,220 Oh, I beg your pardon. 1617 01:18:13,855 --> 01:18:15,424 Excusez-moi, monsieur. 1618 01:18:16,024 --> 01:18:17,859 I no speak English. 1619 01:18:18,293 --> 01:18:19,561 [speaking in French] 1620 01:18:20,662 --> 01:18:21,596 Uh. 1621 01:18:21,730 --> 01:18:23,999 [speaking in French] 1622 01:18:24,132 --> 01:18:25,400 [speaking in French] 1623 01:18:25,534 --> 01:18:27,402 Uh, oh... 1624 01:18:27,536 --> 01:18:29,604 [speaking in French] 1625 01:18:29,738 --> 01:18:31,006 ...advertisement. 1626 01:18:31,139 --> 01:18:33,709 Um, it's, um, for, for the store, 1627 01:18:33,842 --> 01:18:35,010 [speaking in French] 1628 01:18:35,143 --> 01:18:36,712 ...to sell toys. 1629 01:18:36,845 --> 01:18:38,880 [speaking in French] 1630 01:18:39,881 --> 01:18:41,883 It's advertisement, you know. 1631 01:18:42,017 --> 01:18:43,218 [speaking in French] 1632 01:18:43,418 --> 01:18:45,287 [speaking in French] 1633 01:18:45,721 --> 01:18:48,056 No, merci, monsieur, merci. 1634 01:18:53,228 --> 01:18:55,931 [phone ringing] 1635 01:19:04,272 --> 01:19:05,741 Jenny! 1636 01:19:07,409 --> 01:19:08,577 What happened? 1637 01:19:08,710 --> 01:19:10,245 I called you, and they said you went to lunch. 1638 01:19:10,378 --> 01:19:11,947 I couldn't just sit there by myself. 1639 01:19:12,080 --> 01:19:13,215 I wanted to be with you. 1640 01:19:14,516 --> 01:19:15,684 Where's Benjamin? 1641 01:19:15,817 --> 01:19:17,953 I took him to Flora's apartment in the Bronx. 1642 01:19:18,520 --> 01:19:19,554 What's the matter? 1643 01:19:20,589 --> 01:19:21,923 Nothing. What'd she say? 1644 01:19:22,557 --> 01:19:24,326 Nothing. She was actually grateful. 1645 01:19:24,459 --> 01:19:26,394 She was tired of dusting her own things. 1646 01:19:26,661 --> 01:19:27,763 [door squeaks] 1647 01:19:33,635 --> 01:19:34,836 [door creaks] 1648 01:19:39,407 --> 01:19:42,677 I will accept 25,000 dollars cash for the jewels, 1649 01:19:42,811 --> 01:19:44,946 no questions asked. 1650 01:19:47,816 --> 01:19:49,818 Obey these instructions exactly. 1651 01:19:49,951 --> 01:19:52,187 Just pretend you're, uh, shopping, okay? 1652 01:19:52,821 --> 01:19:54,956 See ya, Helene. Have a good one, huh? 1653 01:20:01,596 --> 01:20:02,531 Goodnight! 1654 01:20:04,566 --> 01:20:07,469 [man over intercom] Macy's will be closing in two minutes. 1655 01:20:07,602 --> 01:20:08,470 Thank you. 1656 01:20:12,240 --> 01:20:17,546 Jerry, what do we do when the store closes? 1657 01:20:19,147 --> 01:20:20,348 We have to stay outta-- 1658 01:20:20,482 --> 01:20:22,484 we have to stay outta sight somewhere till 9:30. 1659 01:20:23,018 --> 01:20:24,586 Probably the best place to hide is in the movies 1660 01:20:24,719 --> 01:20:25,987 if there's something decent playing. 1661 01:20:26,121 --> 01:20:27,222 Then at 9:30, I've gotta be 1662 01:20:27,355 --> 01:20:28,824 -in a phone booth. -[Jenny clearing throat] 1663 01:20:29,424 --> 01:20:32,060 This is our, um, our most popular model. 1664 01:20:32,194 --> 01:20:34,930 It's, uh, genuine cast iron, completely harmless 1665 01:20:35,063 --> 01:20:36,531 unless it falls on your foot. 1666 01:20:42,504 --> 01:20:45,640 [foreboding music] 1667 01:20:48,343 --> 01:20:50,579 The notes are already planted around the city. 1668 01:20:52,280 --> 01:20:55,050 Now, the instructions that I gave the man in the beret, 1669 01:20:55,383 --> 01:20:57,252 give him the phone number of the booth I'm in. 1670 01:20:57,452 --> 01:20:59,921 He's gonna call me at exactly 9:35. 1671 01:21:00,222 --> 01:21:04,059 I'm gonna tell him the position of the first note. 1672 01:21:04,392 --> 01:21:08,196 [foreboding music continues] 1673 01:21:09,464 --> 01:21:11,433 The final note is gonna send him right here. 1674 01:21:11,566 --> 01:21:14,803 Harvey Chortle is downstairs in the store window. 1675 01:21:14,936 --> 01:21:16,972 So when he gets here to break in the window, 1676 01:21:17,105 --> 01:21:18,607 the police will be ready and waiting for him. 1677 01:21:18,740 --> 01:21:19,808 That's the worst plan 1678 01:21:19,941 --> 01:21:21,810 that ever got thought up in recorded history. 1679 01:21:24,913 --> 01:21:26,781 But it's okay, don't worry about a thing 1680 01:21:26,915 --> 01:21:30,218 because I have a contingency plan for that, okay? 1681 01:21:30,352 --> 01:21:31,753 Here's my contingency plan: 1682 01:21:33,088 --> 01:21:34,556 We're gonna go to the police. 1683 01:21:35,590 --> 01:21:37,926 We're gonna tape record the entire story. 1684 01:21:38,393 --> 01:21:40,428 I'll leave it with my lawyer, and we'll go to the police. 1685 01:21:40,562 --> 01:21:41,263 I haven't got a lawyer. 1686 01:21:41,396 --> 01:21:42,731 I have. 1687 01:21:44,766 --> 01:21:48,570 Hey, hey, you know the wisest move I ever made? 1688 01:21:49,404 --> 01:21:50,505 What? 1689 01:21:50,639 --> 01:21:52,741 When I dropped the pretzels all over the floor. 1690 01:21:53,942 --> 01:21:57,245 [eerie music] 1691 01:21:59,547 --> 01:22:01,182 Where are we going? 1692 01:22:02,951 --> 01:22:04,419 There's probably nothing decent playing at the movies. 1693 01:22:04,552 --> 01:22:05,854 Let's stay here, huh? 1694 01:22:05,987 --> 01:22:09,658 I know a perfect place we can make the tape recording. 1695 01:22:09,925 --> 01:22:11,726 We can spend one last night together, huh, 1696 01:22:11,860 --> 01:22:13,595 before we tell the police. 1697 01:22:13,728 --> 01:22:19,134 -[alarm bell ringing] -[foreboding music] 1698 01:22:32,948 --> 01:22:35,150 Okay, all the elves have gone home. Come on. 1699 01:22:49,831 --> 01:22:52,000 Santa said we could use his place for a while. 1700 01:23:00,208 --> 01:23:03,244 [footsteps tapping] 1701 01:23:11,987 --> 01:23:14,456 [footsteps tapping] 1702 01:23:14,589 --> 01:23:18,259 That's the watchman. He'll be gone in a minute. 1703 01:23:22,130 --> 01:23:24,065 [thud] 1704 01:23:26,968 --> 01:23:28,403 Okay. 1705 01:23:28,803 --> 01:23:30,405 [door creaking] 1706 01:23:30,538 --> 01:23:31,506 [footsteps tapping] 1707 01:23:31,639 --> 01:23:33,875 -[gun clicks] -Hello, Mrs. Moore. 1708 01:23:34,009 --> 01:23:35,477 Who the hell is that? 1709 01:23:35,610 --> 01:23:36,811 Preston's secretary. 1710 01:23:37,345 --> 01:23:39,914 I think you both better come with me. 1711 01:23:43,318 --> 01:23:46,121 Excuse me, is that item you're pointing at us 1712 01:23:46,254 --> 01:23:48,256 an actual real gun with a silencer on the end of it 1713 01:23:48,390 --> 01:23:50,558 that would kill both of us and no one would even hear it? 1714 01:23:50,692 --> 01:23:51,726 That's what it is. 1715 01:23:52,694 --> 01:23:56,865 Ah, okay, well, that's an exceptionally persuasive item. 1716 01:23:56,998 --> 01:23:57,866 We're on our way. 1717 01:24:00,902 --> 01:24:01,936 So you're Preston's secretary, huh? 1718 01:24:02,070 --> 01:24:03,038 This way, please. 1719 01:24:04,372 --> 01:24:05,273 How are things at the office? 1720 01:24:05,407 --> 01:24:06,274 Straight ahead. 1721 01:24:09,978 --> 01:24:11,713 -Oh! -Whoa! 1722 01:24:11,846 --> 01:24:13,581 Just stand there. That's fine. 1723 01:24:14,716 --> 01:24:16,785 [Jenny whimpering] 1724 01:24:17,185 --> 01:24:20,422 [Jenny panting] 1725 01:24:20,555 --> 01:24:21,556 That's the night watchman, isn't it? 1726 01:24:21,689 --> 01:24:23,091 [Herbert] Yes, it is. 1727 01:24:23,358 --> 01:24:24,392 And he's dead? 1728 01:24:24,526 --> 01:24:25,727 That's right. 1729 01:24:25,860 --> 01:24:26,594 That's probably your knife sticking out of him? 1730 01:24:26,728 --> 01:24:27,896 Right again. 1731 01:24:28,229 --> 01:24:29,364 So you killed him? 1732 01:24:29,898 --> 01:24:31,633 Yes, I did. 1733 01:24:31,766 --> 01:24:34,235 [Jenny panting] 1734 01:24:34,369 --> 01:24:35,937 [Jerry] What's his name? 1735 01:24:36,071 --> 01:24:37,338 [Jenny] Herbert Little. 1736 01:24:40,408 --> 01:24:41,976 Oh, oh! 1737 01:24:42,410 --> 01:24:44,079 Okay, Mr. Little, come on. We haven't got all night. 1738 01:24:44,212 --> 01:24:45,747 What do you want? We haven't got all night. 1739 01:24:45,880 --> 01:24:49,417 Agreed, I'd, uh, like you to hand over the jewelry to me. 1740 01:24:49,617 --> 01:24:50,752 It's that simple. 1741 01:24:51,753 --> 01:24:53,588 Jewelry? What are you talking about? 1742 01:24:53,721 --> 01:24:55,156 You don't mean my jewelry? 1743 01:24:55,290 --> 01:24:58,793 Look, I'm, I'm tarnished all the way up to my elbow 1744 01:24:58,927 --> 01:24:59,994 from my wristwatch alone. 1745 01:25:00,128 --> 01:25:01,463 -You don't need it. -[Herbert laughing] 1746 01:25:01,596 --> 01:25:02,664 [Jerry] Look it, he's laughing. 1747 01:25:02,797 --> 01:25:03,498 You're laughing? 1748 01:25:03,631 --> 01:25:04,599 You just stabbed somebody, 1749 01:25:04,732 --> 01:25:05,767 and you're standing here laughing? 1750 01:25:05,900 --> 01:25:07,135 You're a maniac! Do you know that? 1751 01:25:07,268 --> 01:25:09,070 But go ahead anyway. What jewelry? 1752 01:25:09,637 --> 01:25:11,372 All right, we'll get this as clear as possible, 1753 01:25:11,506 --> 01:25:13,074 the Frelinghuysen jewelry. 1754 01:25:13,341 --> 01:25:16,010 Oh, yeah, well, why didn't you say so? 1755 01:25:16,144 --> 01:25:18,480 How do you know we have the Frelinghuysen jewelry? 1756 01:25:19,481 --> 01:25:22,150 [paper crackling] 1757 01:25:22,283 --> 01:25:23,384 Oh, that. 1758 01:25:24,352 --> 01:25:25,954 You, you were going to try to lead me 1759 01:25:26,087 --> 01:25:27,322 on a childish treasure hunt 1760 01:25:27,455 --> 01:25:28,756 right into the arms of the police. 1761 01:25:28,890 --> 01:25:30,658 What an incredibly simple-minded idea. 1762 01:25:30,792 --> 01:25:32,460 -That I'll give you. -So now I'd appreciate it 1763 01:25:32,594 --> 01:25:34,462 if you'd just hand over the jewelry. 1764 01:25:36,231 --> 01:25:37,732 Well, suppose we don't, huh? 1765 01:25:39,434 --> 01:25:41,536 -I'll kill you. -Right here in Macy's? 1766 01:25:41,669 --> 01:25:42,804 Look, my friend, I have already killed 1767 01:25:42,937 --> 01:25:44,239 -four people for that jewelry. -No, five! 1768 01:25:44,372 --> 01:25:45,507 -Four! Four! -Five! 1769 01:25:45,640 --> 01:25:47,242 I believe it is, sir, Mrs. Moore's husband. 1770 01:25:47,375 --> 01:25:48,343 That's one. 1771 01:25:48,476 --> 01:25:49,777 Ernest and Audrey Van Santen. 1772 01:25:49,911 --> 01:25:50,879 -That's two, three. -Danziger. 1773 01:25:51,012 --> 01:25:52,413 -Four. -And now the night watchman. 1774 01:25:52,547 --> 01:25:53,781 -That's five. -Oh. 1775 01:25:53,915 --> 01:25:55,049 Correct me if I'm wrong, 1776 01:25:55,183 --> 01:25:56,151 -I'm lousy at arithmetic. -No, no, you're right. 1777 01:25:56,284 --> 01:25:57,418 That's five. 1778 01:25:57,552 --> 01:25:58,520 So two more won't make any difference, will we? 1779 01:25:58,653 --> 01:25:59,554 None at all. 1780 01:26:03,958 --> 01:26:05,126 [Herbert laughs] 1781 01:26:05,260 --> 01:26:06,361 Well, we better give it to you. 1782 01:26:06,494 --> 01:26:07,529 I think so. 1783 01:26:08,329 --> 01:26:09,797 Well, it's right here in the store, 1784 01:26:09,931 --> 01:26:10,932 so we'll all just go. 1785 01:26:11,065 --> 01:26:13,234 We'll get it, and we'll give it to you. 1786 01:26:13,368 --> 01:26:14,435 Let's do that. 1787 01:26:14,569 --> 01:26:16,504 [Jenny whimpering] 1788 01:26:16,638 --> 01:26:17,639 Consider it done. 1789 01:26:17,772 --> 01:26:18,706 I, I just have a couple of questions 1790 01:26:18,840 --> 01:26:20,074 I'd like to ask you first. 1791 01:26:20,208 --> 01:26:23,344 It's, uh, sheer, uh, sheer curiosity is all it is. 1792 01:26:23,478 --> 01:26:24,379 Shoot. 1793 01:26:24,512 --> 01:26:27,549 Okay, um, you're Mr. Big 1794 01:26:27,682 --> 01:26:29,517 of this whole dead group of jewel thieves, right? 1795 01:26:29,651 --> 01:26:30,818 -Right. -We won't go into the fact 1796 01:26:30,952 --> 01:26:32,153 that your name is Herbert Little. 1797 01:26:32,287 --> 01:26:33,555 We'd all end up on the floor screaming from that. 1798 01:26:33,688 --> 01:26:36,791 -[Herbert guffawing] -Jerry, Jerry! 1799 01:26:38,293 --> 01:26:41,262 So my question is, if you're such a bigshot, 1800 01:26:41,396 --> 01:26:42,931 how come you're Preston's secretary? 1801 01:26:43,064 --> 01:26:44,933 Come on now. Let's keep moving. 1802 01:26:45,066 --> 01:26:46,267 Wait a minute. 1803 01:26:47,202 --> 01:26:49,637 Preston didn't even know you or Danziger. 1804 01:26:49,771 --> 01:26:51,072 He only dealt with the Van Santens 1805 01:26:51,206 --> 01:26:52,640 who got him involved in this thing in the first place. 1806 01:26:52,774 --> 01:26:54,409 Am I right, huh? Huh? 1807 01:26:54,542 --> 01:26:56,177 -Right, right. -Am I right about all this? 1808 01:26:56,311 --> 01:26:58,646 You know, you're an extremely intelligent man. 1809 01:26:59,214 --> 01:27:00,949 You worked your way in as his secretary 1810 01:27:01,082 --> 01:27:03,184 so you had access to all his files 1811 01:27:03,318 --> 01:27:05,220 -on who owned what jewelry. -That's right. 1812 01:27:05,353 --> 01:27:06,654 -So you didn't need him anymore. -Yes. 1813 01:27:06,788 --> 01:27:08,256 -Am I right? -Right! 1814 01:27:08,389 --> 01:27:10,124 And he was demanding a bigger cut. 1815 01:27:10,258 --> 01:27:11,793 -That's right! -And so you stabbed him! 1816 01:27:11,926 --> 01:27:13,962 Unbelievable! You're on the nose. 1817 01:27:15,630 --> 01:27:17,498 Then the rest of the killings, 1818 01:27:17,632 --> 01:27:19,434 they were pretty, pretty much out of sheer greed, 1819 01:27:19,567 --> 01:27:20,668 and they were pretty disgusting, 1820 01:27:20,802 --> 01:27:22,503 if you don't mind me saying so. 1821 01:27:22,737 --> 01:27:24,038 Am I right about all this? 1822 01:27:24,172 --> 01:27:26,608 You are right. Can we get the jewelry now? 1823 01:27:28,576 --> 01:27:31,312 We're gonna need, uh, some flashlights. 1824 01:27:34,449 --> 01:27:37,285 [footsteps tapping] 1825 01:27:37,418 --> 01:27:40,221 Yeah, uh, this is something that we, uh, here it is. 1826 01:27:40,989 --> 01:27:43,258 Yes, we definitely need some light for this. 1827 01:27:45,126 --> 01:27:48,863 This is your, uh, Sunny Jim Big Beam Special. 1828 01:27:48,997 --> 01:27:50,665 This'll shine right through a brick wall! 1829 01:27:50,798 --> 01:27:52,600 -Ah, no! -[screams] 1830 01:27:52,734 --> 01:27:54,269 Don't reach for that gun! 1831 01:27:54,836 --> 01:27:56,638 I'll shoot you through whatever part 1832 01:27:56,771 --> 01:27:57,839 of your body, you name it. 1833 01:27:57,972 --> 01:27:59,874 Now, put your hands up. Put 'em up! 1834 01:28:00,008 --> 01:28:01,509 Walk back. Move back! 1835 01:28:01,643 --> 01:28:03,311 [chuckles] You haven't got a gun. 1836 01:28:03,444 --> 01:28:05,513 Oh, yeah? What do you call this, Mr. Smartass, huh? 1837 01:28:05,647 --> 01:28:07,882 [Herbert laughing] 1838 01:28:08,016 --> 01:28:11,853 Jerry! Oh, oh! 1839 01:28:12,153 --> 01:28:13,221 Jerry! 1840 01:28:13,354 --> 01:28:14,289 [Jerry and Herbert grunting and shouting] 1841 01:28:14,422 --> 01:28:16,457 -[Jenny screams] -[glass shattering] 1842 01:28:16,591 --> 01:28:20,561 -[Herbert grunting] -Jerry! 1843 01:28:20,695 --> 01:28:22,263 [gun clattering] 1844 01:28:22,397 --> 01:28:23,431 [Jenny screaming] 1845 01:28:23,564 --> 01:28:25,533 Oh, I'm never gonna amount to anything. 1846 01:28:25,667 --> 01:28:26,567 I just threw the gun away! 1847 01:28:26,701 --> 01:28:29,203 I had him! Oh, God, I had him! 1848 01:28:29,337 --> 01:28:32,473 [lively music] 1849 01:28:39,447 --> 01:28:40,548 Where are we going? 1850 01:28:40,682 --> 01:28:42,216 I know this place like the back of my own hand. 1851 01:28:42,350 --> 01:28:43,518 Guard! 1852 01:28:44,285 --> 01:28:45,486 Guard! 1853 01:28:47,021 --> 01:28:48,189 -Guard! -He's got a knife! 1854 01:28:48,323 --> 01:28:49,624 Right. Guard! 1855 01:28:50,625 --> 01:28:52,927 There's a genuine living armed guard in this place 1856 01:28:54,362 --> 01:28:56,664 taking a terrific nap in the basement, come on! 1857 01:28:56,798 --> 01:28:59,667 [lively music] 1858 01:28:59,801 --> 01:29:02,837 [ominous music] 1859 01:29:05,606 --> 01:29:08,209 [lively music] 1860 01:29:24,726 --> 01:29:27,261 [sinister music] 1861 01:29:32,467 --> 01:29:35,503 [footsteps tapping] 1862 01:29:42,677 --> 01:29:45,380 [lively music] 1863 01:29:50,885 --> 01:29:51,953 Guard! 1864 01:29:52,887 --> 01:29:54,355 Guard! Come on! 1865 01:29:54,956 --> 01:29:58,359 [lively music continues] 1866 01:29:58,493 --> 01:30:00,661 [Herbert cackling] 1867 01:30:00,795 --> 01:30:02,997 [ominous music] 1868 01:30:03,131 --> 01:30:05,800 You oughta be in the office transcribing dictation! 1869 01:30:05,933 --> 01:30:08,936 -[Herbert cackling] -You maniac! Go! 1870 01:30:10,138 --> 01:30:13,641 [dramatic music] 1871 01:30:13,775 --> 01:30:15,443 Watch that stuff. It's hot. 1872 01:30:15,943 --> 01:30:17,545 [Herbert cackling] 1873 01:30:17,678 --> 01:30:21,082 [foreboding music] 1874 01:30:21,215 --> 01:30:23,551 [electricity buzzing] 1875 01:30:23,684 --> 01:30:26,721 [footsteps tapping] 1876 01:30:33,528 --> 01:30:36,497 Come on. Come on, you want the jewels or what? 1877 01:30:36,631 --> 01:30:38,032 Come on! You got us! 1878 01:30:38,166 --> 01:30:39,967 We give up! We're sorry! 1879 01:30:41,869 --> 01:30:44,272 Okay, come on, you've got us now. 1880 01:30:44,405 --> 01:30:45,673 -Do you want the jewels? -Yes. 1881 01:30:45,807 --> 01:30:48,776 If you want the jewels, you'll get them! 1882 01:30:49,177 --> 01:30:51,846 [doll thunking] 1883 01:30:53,548 --> 01:30:55,650 [laughs] Come on! 1884 01:30:55,783 --> 01:30:58,653 Guard! Guard! 1885 01:31:03,157 --> 01:31:04,859 [plastic sheeting crackling] 1886 01:31:04,992 --> 01:31:08,129 [suspenseful music] 1887 01:31:12,133 --> 01:31:14,202 [objects creaking] 1888 01:31:14,335 --> 01:31:15,603 Come on, Herb! 1889 01:31:15,736 --> 01:31:18,873 We're all mad as hatters here, just like you. 1890 01:31:19,006 --> 01:31:21,876 [suspenseful music] 1891 01:31:22,009 --> 01:31:24,879 [whimsical music] 1892 01:31:42,763 --> 01:31:47,201 [suspenseful music] 1893 01:31:49,937 --> 01:31:53,207 [whimsical music] 1894 01:31:54,308 --> 01:31:57,345 [suspenseful music] 1895 01:31:58,946 --> 01:32:02,049 [whimsical music] 1896 01:32:15,897 --> 01:32:18,533 [ominous music] 1897 01:32:18,666 --> 01:32:21,569 Give up, Herb. Even the rabbits are trying to kill you! 1898 01:32:21,702 --> 01:32:23,371 [Herbert shouts] 1899 01:32:23,504 --> 01:32:25,306 -[jarring music] -Jenny! 1900 01:32:25,439 --> 01:32:27,208 Jenny, get that Jack-in-the-box! 1901 01:32:27,341 --> 01:32:30,778 [whimsical music] 1902 01:32:39,854 --> 01:32:41,789 Herb, put down the knife! 1903 01:32:42,657 --> 01:32:45,259 [eerie music] 1904 01:32:47,995 --> 01:32:49,630 Come on, Jenny! 1905 01:32:49,764 --> 01:32:50,798 No! 1906 01:32:50,932 --> 01:32:52,867 [eerie music continues] 1907 01:32:53,000 --> 01:32:54,702 Herb, put down the knife! 1908 01:32:55,136 --> 01:32:57,705 Come on, we can always call the guard! 1909 01:32:57,838 --> 01:32:59,607 [jarring music] 1910 01:32:59,740 --> 01:33:02,777 [suspenseful music] 1911 01:33:07,481 --> 01:33:10,284 [dramatic music] 1912 01:33:18,426 --> 01:33:20,528 [boxes clattering] 1913 01:33:21,395 --> 01:33:24,298 [lively music] 1914 01:33:24,966 --> 01:33:27,234 [Jerry grunts] 1915 01:33:28,603 --> 01:33:31,939 [cart creaking] 1916 01:33:32,073 --> 01:33:32,940 Okay. 1917 01:33:34,475 --> 01:33:38,312 -[door clanking] -Oh! 1918 01:33:38,779 --> 01:33:39,814 Oh. 1919 01:33:40,281 --> 01:33:42,817 Oh, God, I hope the sound was turned up enough. 1920 01:33:44,285 --> 01:33:45,620 [Herbert] I'll kill you. 1921 01:33:45,753 --> 01:33:47,054 -[Jerry] Right here in Macy's? - Look, my friend, 1922 01:33:47,188 --> 01:33:48,489 I have already killed four people for that jewelry. 1923 01:33:48,623 --> 01:33:49,390 - No, five! - Four. 1924 01:33:49,523 --> 01:33:50,691 I believe it's five, sir. 1925 01:33:50,825 --> 01:33:51,926 - Four. - Mrs. Moore's husband. 1926 01:33:52,059 --> 01:33:53,094 That's one. 1927 01:33:53,227 --> 01:33:54,061 Oh, beautiful. 1928 01:33:54,195 --> 01:33:55,196 Ernest and Audrey Van Santen. 1929 01:33:55,329 --> 01:33:55,963 - That's three. - Danziger. 1930 01:33:56,097 --> 01:33:57,298 Oh, this oughta do it. 1931 01:33:57,431 --> 01:33:58,099 And now the night watchman, that's five. 1932 01:33:58,232 --> 01:33:59,600 Correct me if I'm wrong. 1933 01:33:59,734 --> 01:34:00,267 - I'm lousy at arithmetic. - No, no, you're right. 1934 01:34:00,401 --> 01:34:01,736 That's five. 1935 01:34:01,869 --> 01:34:03,037 So two more won't make any difference, will we? 1936 01:34:03,170 --> 01:34:04,705 -None at all. -Well, we better give it to you. 1937 01:34:04,839 --> 01:34:05,906 I think so. 1938 01:34:06,040 --> 01:34:07,742 Okay, well, it's right in the store. 1939 01:34:08,542 --> 01:34:10,244 [Jerry panting] 1940 01:34:10,378 --> 01:34:11,712 [Jerry groans] 1941 01:34:13,848 --> 01:34:15,950 [door rumbles] 1942 01:34:16,083 --> 01:34:17,284 [cart creaks] 1943 01:34:17,418 --> 01:34:20,588 There's a police station on 35th and 8th Avenue. 1944 01:34:20,721 --> 01:34:22,857 [cart clattering] 1945 01:34:22,990 --> 01:34:26,060 Oh, God, it just occurred to me. 1946 01:34:26,193 --> 01:34:27,695 On account of recording this maniac, 1947 01:34:27,828 --> 01:34:29,964 I erased all my notes on the caterpillar book. 1948 01:34:30,097 --> 01:34:31,032 Oh! [laughing] 1949 01:34:31,165 --> 01:34:32,733 [romantic music] 1950 01:34:32,867 --> 01:34:37,905 ♪ Love keeps getting stronger every day ♪ 1951 01:34:40,107 --> 01:34:45,146 ♪ And you grow more beautiful in each and every way ♪ 1952 01:34:47,381 --> 01:34:52,420 ♪ And I swear I love you more ♪ 1953 01:34:53,854 --> 01:34:58,859 ♪ Than I did the day before ♪ 1954 01:35:00,695 --> 01:35:05,733 ♪ Love keeps getting stronger every day ♪ 1955 01:35:07,168 --> 01:35:12,206 ♪ And the things I'm feeling are impossible to say ♪ 1956 01:35:14,341 --> 01:35:19,380 ♪ Honey, you'll just have to take my word ♪ 1957 01:35:20,314 --> 01:35:25,352 ♪ For all those lovely things you've never heard ♪ 1958 01:35:26,854 --> 01:35:29,623 [romantic music] 1959 01:35:37,098 --> 01:35:42,136 ♪ Love keeps getting stronger every day ♪ 1960 01:35:44,572 --> 01:35:49,610 ♪ All I really wanna do is my whole life loving you ♪ 1961 01:35:51,512 --> 01:35:56,550 ♪ Baby, please believe me when I say ♪ 1962 01:35:57,451 --> 01:36:00,621 ♪ Love keeps getting stronger ♪ 1963 01:36:00,755 --> 01:36:03,991 ♪ Yes, it keeps on getting stronger ♪ 1964 01:36:04,125 --> 01:36:07,261 ♪ Love keeps getting stronger ♪ 1965 01:36:07,394 --> 01:36:10,297 ♪ Love keeps getting stronger ♪ 1966 01:36:10,431 --> 01:36:12,066 ♪ Yes it keeps on ♪ 1967 01:36:12,199 --> 01:36:13,667 ♪ Yes it keeps on ♪ 1968 01:36:13,801 --> 01:36:15,503 ♪ Yes, it keeps on ♪ 1969 01:36:15,636 --> 01:36:16,971 ♪ Yes, it keeps on ♪ 1970 01:36:17,104 --> 01:36:18,606 ♪ Don't you know it keeps on ♪ 1971 01:36:18,739 --> 01:36:20,508 ♪ Don't you know it keeps on ♪ 1972 01:36:20,641 --> 01:36:22,176 ♪ Yes, it keeps on ♪ 1973 01:36:22,309 --> 01:36:24,645 ♪ Yes, it keeps on ♪ 1974 01:36:24,779 --> 01:36:29,817 ♪ Love keeps getting stronger ♪ 1975 01:36:30,851 --> 01:36:33,821 ♪ Every day ♪ 1976 01:36:33,954 --> 01:36:36,590 [gentle music] 1977 01:36:39,960 --> 01:36:45,599 ♪ Every day ♪